100 Subscriber Celebration

100 Subscriber Celebration


I’m gonna, I’m gonna YouTube. Is that okay? Hello my fellow philosophers! Stu for
Stulosophy, the Drunken Philosopher here. A big milestone for the Stulosophy channel which uploaded
its first YouTube video just short of a year ago. I’ve hit 100 subscribers! I’ve hit
3 figures in subscriber numbers. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m under no delusions of grandeur. I don’t expect that I’ll ever hit 4 figures,
and so I’ve got to celebrate while I can. And in celebration of hitting the big 100, here’s
a selection of clips from my past videos. I’ll put links to the full video as an
annotation up somewhere on the screen here as well as in the description below. So if you want to check out the whole thing,
click the annotation or check the description. And have some cake while you’re watching! Come on guys. I mean, we’re not barbarians anymore! Why do we continue to believe in this complete fairy tale? It’s… it’s crazy! Karma. Is it real? You know, most people that I’ve met… [sneezes] Whew! Excuse me. Unfortunately I don’t follow the script very well.
And I realized that complaining makes me more poor. I figured out the meaning to life. Is it, “To love others as you would love yourself?”
No! It’s none of those things. How pitiful is your existence now, huh? Why do I theorize so much about various scenarios
in which my consciousness can survive death? So, what am I doing? Well, I’m creating a
bunch of theories for how that might happen. I just can’t accept that it’s all random! It’s not random at all. The creation of life itself is nothing more than the
Universe going through the predetermined actions caused by the big bang. We shouldn’t go around killing each other. But why? I’m sure you know lots of people that have a different
set of morals than you do. Why is that? Well, different brain structure, different indoctrination. You wish you could go back and change it now, but you can’t. If we refuse to accept that it’s happened and learn from it — the pain and the suffering that
you went through because of it — it’s all going to be for nothing! Our intelligence makes us the most
successful animal on the planet. Our intellect also gives us a responsibility I think. The video is pretty disturbing, and it
actually hits pretty close to home for me. I used to yell at my kids and demean them for reasons just as ridiculous as the kind
that the parents in this video are showing. Joshua Feuerstein, who is offering a $100,000 prize to anybody who can provide proof or
evidence that God doesn’t exist. Pfft! I can do that while I’m drunk even! And here is my evidence… Crap!
I forgot what my argument was. Oh, right! …or am I nothing more than a non-sentient
machine simply following my programming? It’s possible that anything is possible
when it comes to our existence. This is how the religiously-indoctrinated mind sees it. “Dad, why did we feel, after praying about it, that the
right road was the proper one to take and it wasn’t?” And I said, “I think his answer to our prayer
was to let us go on the wrong road.” [disbelief intensifies] If there is an intelligent designer, I’d like to
know why I’ve got so much frickin’ hair in my butt! And I came to the conclusion that we are ultimately
a result of the exposure to our environment… Why are almost all Arabs Muslim? Why are
almost all South Americans Catholic? Why are almost all Israeli’s Jews? Why were
almost all Athenians Hellenists? You know, you’d think in this day
and age of [strained] reason… [intense coughing] [sounds of vomiting] …we’d care more about our fellow humans than we do and stop working so hard to oppress others
just because they’re different than us. I’ve had friends ask me a lot whether I believed that
space aliens had actually visited us already. And I would often reply with, “I want to believe. “I just haven’t seen enough evidence to indicate
that we have been visited by aliens.” I know, I know. Here I am wanting to believe something, and yet rejecting the idea that it’s
true because of a lack of evidence. Now why would I find a person maintaining their faith,
in the face of conflicting evidence, comforting? Why? Because God, that’s why! When I did that, almost immediately I had friends
and church leaders from my congregation trying to scare me back into believing. I’m here, I exist. What else is there to
do other than continue my existence? And if I’m going to exist, I want to enjoy it as much
as I can, and I want to see others do the same. This terror attack on 9/11 was a prophecy from Almighty God. God is great! Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar! Now imagine that quark. It’s nothing to us. That quark is to us what we are to the Universe. We are of no value whatsoever to the Universe. There you go my fellow philosophers! Here’s to a year of philosophastering up the internets. And here’s to another year of hopefully
even better philosophastering. Until next time, philosophy on my fellow philosophers!

6 Comments on "100 Subscriber Celebration"


  1. No man receives 100 YouTube subscribers twice, for they're not the same subscribers and he's not the same man. So let us celebrate what will never be again!

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  2. You the man stu! those dark clips are creepy! I like your sense of humor.
    Hey, check out this guy called ……vegain gains………his channel is pretty big and he posted his first atheist video today and people are going berzerk on his channel.
    He also just started a year ago and has 15,000 subscribers……..one way he did it is by naming big youtube channels in his title and then ripping them apart. 
    Look at my last video on my channel……..i named a few people in the title and bam 2,000 views and got a hundred more subscribers.
    I went on the persons video (in my title) and my video is one of the videos to choose from on the right.

    As atheists we can name big time christians and then our video will link to the right of their videos. Or, even better, name other big atheists in the title.
    However, we have one thing against us……..it is rare for people to enjoy philosophizing. 
    Anyway, something to think about.

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  3. Congrats. I may be a bit biased when I say this, but you've got some pretty quality subscribers out there. 🙂

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