5 Ways To Beat Trump At His Own Game In 2020

5 Ways To Beat Trump At His Own Game In 2020


What do we need to defeat Trumpism? A bear trap and a Big Mac? If only were that easy. I’m Francesca Fiorentini, and in this episode of Newsbroke we’re looking at how to finally wake from this political nightmare come 2020. It’s going to mean learning from past mistakes and maybe even taking a page out of Trump’s book. Which should be pretty easy because it’s mostly just pictures. News broke is back. This season will be shorter but mightier, which is exactly what Trump told Stormy Daniels. Oh! Still got it. It’s been over a year since we’ve been off the internet or 666 trapped in Steven Millers episode of Black Mirror. And a lot has happened. We had the longest government shutdown ever, six indictments of Trump staffers, a very long report about obstruction of justice— It’s not totally clear because we have this new Attorney General who ironically really hates laws. Oh, we also have another accused sexual assaulter on the Supreme Court, systematic child abuse at the border and the White House has gone through more officials in a year than I have voo doo dolls, which means I’m behind. But there has been some good news: The midterm elections were a breath of fresh air in this Dutch oven of authoritarianism, a record number of voters turned out to elect the most diverse Congress in American history, which includes Alexandria Ocasio Cortes who has become a one-woman dunking machine on the powerful. “People are more concerned about helping oil companies than helping their own families? I don’t think so. I don’t think so.” I get tingles. This is my ASMR. the biggest ray of hope though: The biggest ray of hope though: 2020 could be Trump last year as president, and the teenage aliens who planted him on earth for their intergalactic prank video will collect him and be on their way. And to make sure it’s his last, we have to reckon with how hard we f[bleep]ed up in 2016, and not repeat the same mistakes. I mean Newsbroke straight up hired a mariachi band on election night to celebrate his defeat. That’s how wrong we got it. Some of it is out of our hands considering the federal government hasn’t done much to stop election interference, and the Electoral College is somehow still a thing. But we can do things like not fool ourselves into thinking beating him will be easy. Trump still has the support of 90% of Republicans and 96% of people who believe JFK Jr. Faked his death and became Qanon. Just so we’re clear, I’m talking about how to beat Trump—not how to govern. See, governing is the prize we get for beating him. It’s like winning a carnival game and taking home a goldfish named America that’s really hard to keep alive. To defeat him we also have to stop pretending Trump is our only problem. He’s our first one, sure. Trump is like our flair-up, but America’s had herpes for a while. And sure, we will settle for antiviral meds if it’s the only thing available, but we have to at least try and find the cure. The antidote to our country’s STI known as Trumpism. And to get an antidote you have to understand the disease and remember why Americans voted for the guy and why some might like him. [spits] Know racism—Byyyee Uh, for the NPR listeners, that’s economic anxiety. Yes. Absolutely racism, and we’ll delve more into that in episodes to come, but there are other things that Trump did that Democrats have to do: Be an outsider. Trump was a supposedly anti-establishment candidate who was supposedly going to drain the swamp, and supposedly it was water on the teleprompter that made him say the American Revolutionary Army took over airports. “And using GPS technology we finally took out Hitler—a very fine person.” All that was attractive to many Americans because most of us are distrustful of government. Blame Citizens United; blame the show veep; The reality is only 17% of Americans today believe the government will do what’s right. Even when Obama was in the White House that number was hovering around 20%. Anyone trying to go up against Trump on account of having political experience won’t work because Americans don’t like most politicians or government. It’s why author Marianne Williamson can even be on the democratic debate stage. That and the big crystal lobby. And while the GOP at this point could arguably be classified as a hate group, it’s not like voters trust Democrats either. As my comedy zaddy says, “The democrats haven’t done enough to show to people that government that can be effective for people can be efficient for people, and if you can’t do that then you’ve lost the right to make that change and someone’s going to come in and demagogue you.” Later that year we got demagogued. So if there is even a hint of swampiness in a candidate’s record, Trump will exploit it like he did with Clinton. His campaign’s Twitter account already railed against Cory Booker for receiving millions in Big Pharma money, and he’ll probably bring up Joe Biden’s support of the ’94 crime bill that led to mass incarceration, and of course, Amy Klobuchar eating her salad with a comb. Although, he might like that on like a… …sociopathic level. The Democrats have to be authentic— Trump was. I mean, you can be a total phony and still be authentic, like the trailer for cats. Those aren’t f[bleep]ing cats. And even when he’s pandering to racists, it only makes him sound more authentic. That’s why any campaign or candidate with a whiff of inauthenticity is going to wring extra hollow this time around. Like, speaking another language. “[in terrible accent]: La situación ahora es inaceptable. Este preisdente ha atacado, ha demonizado los inmigrantes. Es inaceptable y voy a cambiar este. is Spanish supposed to hurt? Or how about this recent tweet from the Democrats hawking their exclusive “Boy bye” 2020 smartphone wallpaper? because nothing says we’re serious about stopping authoritarianism in 2020 than a Beyonce lyric from 2016. At this point Democrats are more likely to tweet a peach emoji than impeach the president. Democrats must have a vision Trump’s got one. Sure. It’s the same vision David Duke has on edibles, but it’s a vision. He knows that America has real economic and racial fissures and he exploits them to push a vision of mass detention mass deportation and a redistribution of wealth to those who already have too much of it. At least he’s attempting to tackle our problems rather than pretending they don’t exist. Like Joe Biden, who often mistakes the flare up for the herpes, so to speak. And thinks that once Trump is gone Republicans will just be better. “The thing that will fundamentally change things is with Donald Trump of the White House. Not a joke. You will see an epiphany occur among many of my Republican friends.” An epiphany? This isn’t a Christmas Carol Mitch McConnell doesn’t have a change of heart; He raises Tiny Tim’s medical bills. Republicans had their epiphany. It came in bronzer. And the fact that Biden thinks everything can just go back back to the conditions that were ripe for Trump is alarming. If a candidate is compromised on their vision. It’ll be used against them as well. That’s why it’s concerning that Kamala Harris consistently flip-flops on whether she supports ending private insurance as a part of a medicare-for-all plan. “You don’t have to go through the process of going through an insurance company. Let’s eliminate all of that. Let’s move on. Let’s get rid of all the bureaucracy. Let’s get all of the waste.” [interviewer off camera] “Oh, not the insurance companies.” “No, that’s not what I meant.” “Who here would abolish their private health insurance in favor of a government-run plan?” “Question was would you give up your private insurance for that option and I said, yes.” Okay, okay stop. Whatever else that is, it is definitely gaslighting. “Listen, babe, when you say ‘will you come to my grandmother’s funeral?’ I heard ‘Do you love me?’ and I’ve been consistent in saying ‘Of course I don’t not love you.'” Trump has a base, and it’s considered a force. His base is his Frankenstein monster. He helped create it, and now it’s got a life of its own, and it wants a bride. Kellyanne was in fact rejected. The Democrats also need a base. They have the beginnings of one, but they don’t have a leadership that listens to it. What did Pelosi call a AOC’s Green New Deal? “The green dream?” That’s a sativa Mrs. Speaker. Going into 2020 we have to ask: What do old-guard Democrats have in their arsenal to confront this president head-on? “The president likes to have his poster that said the Mueller report took this many days cost this much money, this that and the other. Well, we have a corresponding competit—ah—contradictory chart. A chart? Oh God, we’re so fucked. There is only one thing to say to that: “I don’t think so. I don’t think so.” [sigh of relief] The fact that the right is so obsessed with the squad is because the squad isn’t afraid to fight back. It’s the Democrats’ turn to scare Republicans with their boldness. Republicans are already getting choked up about the leftward shift of the Dems “Socialism at a level we’ve never seen before and with a predictable result, correct?” “Look the debate that last [choking up] night” Hannity: “Take a sip of water.” “Sorry. One of the baby bats in my esophagus just hatched.” Ted Cruz—now the least interesting man in the world—does manage to choke out at this point: “Look the debate last night—The the the clown car is broken. There’s no brake and it only steered left. I say it was scary last night. What? Clown car? Everyone tripping over themselves to steer farther to an extreme scaring the other side? That’s the same thing we were saying about Trump and the rest of the Republicans in 2016, except we were right to be alarmed. Now it’s our turn to scare them—not with a medieval border wall, but free health care and absolving student debt. I know Michelle Obama said “When they go low, we go high,” but this administration doesn’t respond to shame. It gets off on it like a gibbon in a zoo: The more you shake your finger at it, the more chicks one back at you. There is no more center to placate, no moderate voter to win over and definitely no guidelines for electability. We’ve got 12 years to stop climate change and eight to stop Kylie Jenner. The only old meme we should still be using in 2020 is “ain’t nobody got time for that.” Everything is on the line. No pressure, but let’s not f[bleep] it up again, shall we? Thank you so much for watching Newsbroke. You guys made this happen: our second season. We’re back! For you! So, like and share and follow and subscribe and all of the things and all of the buttons on all of the platforms. Also, let me know who you think has what it takes to defeat Trump. Who has the qualities that we just mentioned? But please remember to keep it civil because you know, keep your eye on the trash monster in the Oval Office. Stay tuned for next week because we will be talking about reparations. It’s a doozy.

100 Comments on "5 Ways To Beat Trump At His Own Game In 2020"


  1. To defeat Trump and Trumpism is easy, lay down and lose! When Trump and Trump ism has won, then get up and start over!

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  2. That's it, an outsider, authentic, visionary, republican can relate to him, democrats love him … Andrew Yang #yang2020

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  3. She's pretty funny, but there is no magical political party that will fix all mankind's problems. You had Obama for 8 years and the USA was not in paradise (except maybe in the mind of his die-hard fans).

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  4. Trump will win again in 2020 elections.
    How do I know? The Democrats r ridiculously open borders and pro illegals.
    FYI btw tbh both parties work together. It’s just a political game they play. So liberal opinions doesn’t matter. What matters is the economic balance and war.

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  5. I agree that the Democratic Party needs to learn a lesson, but it is clear they are not. It is clear the media is attempting to choose the candidate themselves, where people like Yang and Tulsi are moving up the ranks and Yang has more support than Harris in her own state of California, but the media refuses to give these candidates equal air time but luckily there is the internet. Both Parties have their base, that leaves swing voters up for grabs and Trump is grabbing them and until both Parties understand why, they are just going to blindly ignore most Americans and what they truly want. If everything was a mess after Trump got into office, like any other politician, America would quit supporting him. Even Obama lost support going into his second term because he was not delivering on his promises. If people are going to ignore what Trump does well, they will never get how to command such support for themselves. Free stuff sounds nice until you realize you are paying for it and has a better reputation for breaking things than fixing them. Trump is a buffoon, but a buffoon who is giving those who support him what they want and what they want isn't bad, it's actually good in terms of a strong economy, border security, and making other countries pay their fair share.

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  6. Yup the way to piss of the majority of people who voted for the president is to call them racists. I mean I cant say that Trump is a good person or not. I just get sick and tired of the all the BS. I mean if you are in the spot light, in the public eye you should be scrutinized. I also want to say that this show is financed by Al Jazeera. I keep hearing how trump is racist, and Authoritarian I do not see it any ware. The truth is that some ware along the way We Americans have become so divided over this political stuff and I hate to say it trump didnt start this ball rolling. Our leadership regardless of what side you fall on have failed us over there own self interests. We are all Americans. If we truly want stuff to change then we all need to stand together as one united voice. We all should be ashamed of how we are acting. Politicians one the left are pissed of sense 2016 because there woman did not win the election. If we are sick of how things are running then we just need to make our feelings known at the ballot box. I mean as bad as things could be Trump may or may not be the evil bastard that people claim he is. Ohh and one more thing to add to this. The whole crazy climate crisis when I was growing up in the 80's and 90's we had heard about this grate threat of global warming. we had like 15 years, after that when things were not as bad as they predicted we had like another 15 years may be 20 before we reached the tipping point. And the predictions they made were things like our coast lines would be gone by some time in the 2000's by 2013 the polar Ice caps would be gone. Coastal cities would be gone. Now we have 12 years? Look I am not denying Climate change is not happening but to say that we humans are going to destroy this planet with our activities is kinda presumptuous. I mean Look back through earths history, earth has survived drought, world wide flood, plagues, meteor strikes solar flairs, Extinction Level events I mean ask other prehistoric life if they felt like a threat to the earth. The thing we all have to realize is that we are not as clever as we think we are. The Earth is a Living Breathing life. Earth will be hear for a long time, we might not be here but Mother earth despite the scars, and all the toxins we might dump into her, She will recover For all we know Earth might one day treat all humans as a bad infection and try to get rid of most of us.

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  7. Trump will win guys, socialist agenda doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of winning.

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  8. That "kids in cages" photo was taken while Obama was still President. (We HAVE to be honest)…
    It’s hard to cheer for you when your not honest.

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  9. I think Warren G. Harding would be able to beat the current clown show that the vapid dems are proffering. I kind of feel bad for the progressives having to choose one of these trolls. Ok, I don't.

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  10. The Republican party just raised $12,000,000 in campaign donations in California (Kamala Harris home state) alone. Donald Trump has raised more campaign funds than all of the Democratic candidates combined. Think about that for a second. The Democrat party is off the rails. The leftist Twitter mobs and outrage groups are controlling the party. If a Democrat does not support the disaster of an idea "The Green New Deal" or embrace the thought of infinite genders they are considered "Right Wing" and not viable as a Democratic candidate. The Democrats want to raise taxes and use censorship and boycotting to get their way in America. This is going against the very morality of America's view of freedom and individual rights. The identity politics used by the Democratic party are disgusting and divisive. You have to be put into some collective box then have someone speak for you to have representation. Its a terrible hive mind collectivism agenda that is what's really toxic. You call America thriving and breaking economic records while putting millions of people back to work a "political nightmare". While that sounds great to all of the dramatic crisis screeching mobs it does not reflect the true feeling of pride millions of Americans (your neighbors by the way) feel when they can get up each day and go to a new job or the feeling they get from finally getting off food stamps after a decade. That positive feeling is what is fueling the #WalkAway movement and the #Blexit movement. Meanwhile the Democrats can only sit and sceech that everyone is racist that doesn't agree with them. It's worn out. The Democrats have lost the plot. People are tired of being called names and insulted. People want to be positive. They do not want to live in the doom and gloom bubble that America is some kind of "Nightmare" to live in. Its not. In its current state I could NEVER vote Democrat again. That's right I bet you thought I was some "Alt-Right" troll as you like to call people with a different opinion. NOPE! Wrong! Get used to it. People like me are pulling back the curtains on the Democratic party and seeing what it truly is. I can tell you, its not good. The loving embrace of socialism will be the death of the Democratic party…It can't come soon enough.

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  11. Your calling Donald Trump the trash monster. Cenk Uyger keeps calling him the swamp monster … You are BOTH wrong; he's the cess pool demon …

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  12. Does anyone with half a brain believe this shit that you’re spewing..?Yeah I’m gonna take political views from a station that’s funded by terrorists..

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  13. What I don't understand is why do people insist on living in America if they hate this country so much? Nothing is stopping them from packing a bag and leaving the country.

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  14. YEP keep pushign that kids in cages bit. even though it was proven to have been taken during Obama's presidency

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  15. Why are you unbearably cringe….every upload…..every pause….every tonal shift….and your jokes seem to be a straight ripoff family guy re-runs.

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  16. The trash monster in the oval office is on par with voldemort in harry potter and he should not be named. you ROCK 🙂

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  17. great presenter and speaker, right on thoughts and it is time for the USA to wake up from this silly experiment with the trump. Trump continued in office will only bring the US down to Russia's level of corruption and broken promises. Lies is what Trump and Putin have in common, and trump screams for the Power that Putin has where no one will hold him accountable for anything.

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  18. Trump is going to win cause every time leftist open there mouth you make him 300 time stronger… ever matric say he will in including all the matric experts of all you leftist, CNN, MSNBC e.c.t … the left may hate him but I bet they are running out and putting all their cash on a bet that he will win for a big power ball payday. dem have nothing but million of former dem doing a huge walk away to some other party cause they see the evil godless Marxist hell you all want and they don't

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  19. President Trump is going to win by a landslide. Grab your tissue box and throw the trash on the homeless as Dems are good at doing. 💋🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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  20. Discovered this channel through YouTube algorithms. Quite thankful. Great presentation by Ms. Fiorentini – great writing, right amount of humor, superb editing as well. Subscription well earned!

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  21. "It means ensuring brown people are forever excluded from democracy" …..wait a second so Mexico 🇲🇽 is not a democracy ? Wtf

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  22. Nah, we won't settle for Biden or any other corporate democrat. They're worse than republicans because they push the same agenda but get less resistance because the sheep think they won something by getting them in office. If we don't get Bernie and Tulsi in the White House we're better off with Trump.

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  23. The political nightmare is coming from the Left. Racism seems to be cherished by the Left. What would they do without it? The electoral college is a good thing that the Left only complains about when a Republican wins, and AOC is a bad actress at best from the school of Justice Democrats of the Arts. This woman and other Lefties love dropping the F-bomb while speaking to their base, music to their ears.

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  24. LOL, like democrats know any answer to beat Trump in 2020, he has you by the leash. He can go on stage and say we have cured cancer and you would spend time defending cancer and why it needs to be saved.

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  25. Nothing Americans don't want socialism or open borders, or to chop up the constitution. He will win again, because your party has gone insane

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  26. Where do you get your info? You must just make it up. You are a liar. Just keep your mouth shut and your cause will be better off. The things you say are outlandish. Do you get your info from bazaaro world? Please stop making totally false statements👍

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  27. Interesting. Saw a video regarding this genius. Don't walk run Productions or something like that. Of course she will listen to anything / believe anything without looking into all the pertinent facts it figures.

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  28. Facts and logic that work! Oh wait you’re a liberal you guys deal in rainbows and unicorns! And you don’t have it and never had! Lol you liberals are the best free entertainment for the last three years! God bless your little hearts!

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  29. Racist racism homophobic hobophobic xenophobic transphobic mysoginist sexist phobophobic upophobic downophobic rightophobic leftophobic togophobic pogophobic russia racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism racism

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  30. I like how y’all are just self aware enough to see you got 2016 completely wrong, but not self aware enough to see why.

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  31. And this is different from any other country trying to influence the American electorate process how? Stop spewing misinformation to the American people.

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  32. Yea racism got him elected? Not the millions of jobs that were lost in the swing states he was able to take?

    Trump has repulsive values and as a conservative I don’t like him at all. I would prefer voting yang into power over voting for trump. BUT, the idea that trump was only voted in by racist whites who wanted revenge for 8 years of a black president is ridiculous. Black unemployment has never been lower, Minorities were not doing well under Obama, and unchecked illegal immigration does not hurt rich whites who benefit from cheap labour, minority citizens already have a hard time getting ahead, adding millions more poor immigrants taxing the social welfare is not a smart plan.

    I really dislike socialist policies BUT I would be much more open to voting for yang who has actual solutions for problems, unlike the other candidates who just yell that they are the most woke. Giving citizens $1000 a month to reduce homelessness and actually help minority groups that need it will help people. This woke victim olympics and uncheck mass immigration does nothing to win over conservatives like myself who are needed to cross the isle to beat trump.

    Ps. I’m an immigrant from Africa.. I came legally. It was hard. Took 13 years.

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  33. Dems should practice what they preach that all make enough money to pay for some ones schooling medical bills they’re body guards should get disarmed and they’d should pay more taxes. But they won’t because they don’t want to do any of those things they want the people to do it while they can live how ever they see fit.

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  34. Trump is the best thing that happened to America since Teddy Roosevelt.
    Love it or leave it. Go back if you don't like it. Adios

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  35. Wow. People really subscribe to this ignorance? What we REALLY need to fix is the mainstream media who continue to lie to us. Why are they so threatened by trump? It’s because their boss George Soros doesn’t like him. You Democrat’s need to wake up. Trumps constantly being portrayed as the villains from the people who want to deceive you. WAKE UP!!!!!

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  36. If Biden were to win, I fear the worst if he runs a second term and a more right wing demigod will reemerge.

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  37. Super true!!!! Be authentic period and come out with everything before trump does that’s the approach I would take

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  38. When Trump is gone, the Republicans will just flop to the next Republican leader. Hopefully he is somewhat sane like John Kasich.

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  39. Dems need to fight dirty against dirty. Stop being so "NICE", Dems! Get rid of this A**HOLE already…. Biden is too nice and Trump will destroy him, especially over this Ukraine stuff, so I'm not confident about Joe especially with his son's shenanigans… yes I said it… No one is worth that much money per month and stop doing business with Russia-ish Countries. No son or daughter should use the political position of their mommy or daddy to work for ridiculous sums of money from questionable regimes no matter which side they're on.

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  40. Fine, want to know how to beat Trump? Maybe stop uploading garbage and ignorant videos like this one for example?

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  41. The strategy should be to resist, educate people and wait for old people to die off with their obsolete, old, resentful, ignorant, outdated, backwards ideas. Old people are less likely to change their ideas, just wait for our turn… to fk it up as well, but not in such a horrid way.

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  42. I live in Trump country. Trump didn't win so much as Hillary lost. Most people sat out the election.

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  43. FINALLY!! they need their own channel… buffer from scrutiny and rebuke as my fav hostess with the mostess @Franifio and crew break all the insanity down into digestible fact-driven (and WELL researched ) comedy..

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  44. Oh god, she is sooooo cringe worthy… can't wait for 2020… it will be hilarious to see another lib loon meltdown..

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  45. Funny – Not
    Informative – Not
    TDS – Yes
    Cringe – Yes
    Watch anymore – Not

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