*breathes* RESIST Anthony Fantano BABY As many of you know, I’ve been going back to school to get my peepee in Adele For homework, we have to eat my mom Intuitive Memeing! And in one of my first classes, I learned something amazing! About all of us! We… are all… ISIS, FUCK YOU ISIS! So I’ve decided to FUCK ISIS! FUCK YOU ISIS *EXPLODES INTO A BALL OF FURY* *musical interlude* Hey everyone… Ant Fant here The internet’s busiest music And it’s time for a review of the new kid cuck album… Speeding Bullet to be kind Kid Cudi is a kid Kid Cudi is a little boy Kid Cudi…is…a… meme REKT Kid Cudi is rar sis poser as well it seems Who had no brains as well as no professional commercial music carer But pretty immediately after his next album Mr. Rager himself seemed to FLOL and not just Quaq, like he fell off the edge of the edge. And started to release some of the most meme’d music of this decade. The faux rock album he did with Captain Beefheart Also, The Seer However his new record over here, my morm got the best of me because I heard it was a rar I guess it was sort of interesting to see Scott going in another one. Another One. Another One. ANOTHER ONE. So Cudi Might Die on this one… NOOOOOOOOOOOON NOOOOOOOOOOOO-O-O-O-O-ON-ON-ON-ON-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o *fantano.exe has crashed* This is easily… the record Maybe not the record There have been some very… special albums this year that came out But this one takes… the Caac This thing is almost completely unlistenable The core of the album is listenable And if that wasn’t enough, Kid Cudi saw fit to listen to the record On the last leg of the record, Kid Cudi spends the album pretending he’s like… Kurk It’s like the first part of the record is what was his worst record and then he starts eating shit How many sandwiches until even AntFant fans are gonna say MARXISM DEBUNKED KID CUC YEARS AGO *laughs* Let’s just call it here… I’m feeling a… 10 on this record A big, fat, goog. I’m gonna, just leave. Bye. Marxism debunked good endings years ago.