Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Safavid Safety – a Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V LP Summary

Civ 5 in 5 Mins: Safavid Safety – a Mod – Sid Meier’s Civilization V LP Summary


A vid for the Safavids. Safavids. Safavids.
Safavids. Safavids. Safavids. Random foes, Fractal map – better get some
popcorn Rivers and mountains and incense oh my El Dorado! If this is a loss I’ll be full
of shame There are Barbarians – not sure if any are
late-night talk show hosts This is a violent documentary The locals are an issue – might claim all
the land Beginning with these guys The battle was quick and painful A few turns later he asks about the steady-stream
of units The attack down south was won by the Archers The Archers intimidated him into giving up
a city It’s good to have land – and that Great
General can gobble-up the Ivory Right here is perfect – send in the Archers
in case he gets upset What? I see your armies amassed near my empire,
if you wish to attack then come. Don’t hide in the shadows like a child. Ooo-da-lolly!
Apparently our little army isn’t very good at hiding – well – time to die, guy! Can’t let a Settler escape! The Settler escaped! So took all the cities – it was mostly Legolas
– see ya! Got a free Physical and the Barbarians are
still an issue Adopting more Aesthetics means a Golden Age
and Culture boost Unhappy but we’ll fix that – just gotta
Notre Dame before the Unmet Players Totally unhappy but there’s 25 Gold Gotta get happy! Got happy – now gotta claim all the resources The inland is already ours – and someone should
put out the elephant fire Citizens, eh? Workers aplenty Keep workers safe from the infidels On track for the Pyramids in T-Town – Workers
aplentier A few have been lost to a camp in the north Settlers also fall victim Made myself a Prophet Zoomed a Leaning Tower of More Great People Uh oh, it’s the others – must be Astronomers Settle more before Poke does Gotta grab the Volcano o’ Science Empress of China, eh? Impressive. Gotta deal with other religion – boo! Suddenly Faith generation is more important Where’s a Grand Temple when ya need it? Just building a Circus, Temple, Crossbowman,
Harbour, Observatory, another Temple, a Castle, a Library, and a Courthouse Can’t forget to be Forbidden Wu says let’s be friends! Send the Caravan to Baghdad! Great boarding
schools there Internal trade routes fuel the empire Music is heard throughout the land Inspiring the scientists As usual, digging in the dirt leads to Tourism I hope no one finds Iroquois artifacts – there’ll
be some questions Thoroughly Modern Era I regret not Settling that western peninsula Do not regret getting 6 more troops Maybe we’ll attack? Or maybe we’ll change to their Ideology
because trying to make Freedom work is futile Ya ya ya – Order is great. At least we have our Freedom Legion Just building more Harbours, Factories, Banks,
Hospitals, and Gardens – nothing new All the cities should have the unique Workshop
replacement by now, and Opera Houses needed for Hermitage! Let’s get Silly! Gotta exterminate the non-Silliness Tourism from Religious Buildings was taken!
So Science from Faith! Which is actually quite useful since we’re
poor Turn 448 – things are calm and collected Turn 449 – a Golden Age as expected Turn 456 – Public School from the birds Turn 457 – the era of nerds Satellite recon reveals the other wonders! 11 turns until more techs Until then: Keep an eye on the AI And Broadcast whatever you feel Feeling technologically advanced! Atomic Theory WILL reveal Uranium And free meds! The World’s Fair was ignored – other projects
are more important Like that Space Station thing! Top contributor! Convert the birds to beakers Convert Uranium into destruction Convert building materials into a Sydney Opera
house, then convert that into LEGO Go to College! It’s 2047 AD Playing wide means National Wonders get delayed
– but Internet next turn! And a CN Tower will ensure everyone can hear
the broadcasts Pioneering flight but not to space – #BeyondEarth More like a flight of fancy A Golden Age? Tell everyone …about this
YouTube channel! Then tell ‘em about the International Games Tourism continues to explode – Computers in
6 turns, should pair well with the already-researched Internet We are sports! Go team. Anyway – Computers are ready – so Twitter
time We do not have many sticks But 13 turns and the world is ours Maybe quicker! Depends how much art we can pump out The money shot! Just playing the waiting game… Culture Win imminent Hurry up, Sid Meier! Did not lose! So many numbers! Not number one

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