Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Cookies & Hobos

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Cookies & Hobos


-Where the fuck does all that cookie money go for the Girl Scouts? -I mean ain’t that like, cultural guilt engineered into America, Where it’s like a little girl shows up at your door saying “I’m selling cookies”. Well, you have to buy them.
(Everyone else saying “you do”) I mean somebody’s gonna figure out a way to train puppies to sell cookies, then you’re doomed. -It just shows up, it’s got like a box, a bow and a collar. -Its sad eyes.
-Gives ya a roll of thin mints. -“Buy this so I can eat tonight.” (Laughter) -I understood that, why did you clarify? -Cause I don’t think people who haven’t been overseas with no, Novatel’s not a big hotel chain in the United States. -I’m just trying to fucking help!
-Fight, fight, fight, -Kiss, kiss. I made friends with all the homeless people around-
-How’d that work out? You know what, I have no regrets. -I do, cause every time I walked by a certain homeless person, you’d say “Where’s your boss, you got 20 dollars for me?” (Laughter) I’m the fucking, like, go-between guy now. I just bring ’em a bag and run. -No no no, the worst part. He would come to our front door of the office and start ringing the doorbell. And I’d go down-
“Hey, is your boss here?” “Who the fuck are you, no, get outta here!” He’d be like “I was hoping he’d get me a hotel room tonight. They’re gonna cut my other leg off tomorrow, so I need a comfy bed.” And then the next day, he’d still have that fuckin’ leg. -He still has- He owes us that leg. -Yeah. An office trophy, we can put it up next to all our Machinima awards.

100 Comments on "Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Cookies & Hobos"


  1. err, the puppies thing will not doom us all, as i hate puppies and i will just kick them about and nab the cookies if they try using dogs against me,

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  2. And then there's you pointing out the quarter of people pointing out the people pointing it out about pointing it out.

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  3. I used to be a girl scout. We sell the cookies and we give the money to the troop leader and like a month later we make thank you cards for the people who bought our cookies and then we go camping and freak out over squirrels and shit.

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  4. My girl scout money went to the troop leader to have money to buy us passes to a fun place in Georgia.

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  5. Girl scout money goes mostly to the service unit to fund the purchase of badges, journey books and uniforms. The rest goes to troops, who use it for trips, booking camping units and supplies.

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  6. My troop uses the money to rent houses up in the mountains, by lakes, or at the ocean. Also to go to six flags. My troop doesn't do that whole Uniform nonsense. Were a bad troop. The money just goes to fun things. No charities or badges. Hell, I dont even know where my sash is. I stopped getting new ones. They were dumb.

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  7. The money goes to the ppl who make the cookies, the troop for books, camping, ect, and to a charity

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  8. Everytime I see people fighting, whether in the YouTube comments section, my friends, you get the idea, I'm always so tempted to just jump in and go, 

    "Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss. Kiss."

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  9. Sorry, bit off topic here. What is the song or music used in the outro? The one with the guitar
    Great video, btw. 🙂 Thanks a bunch!

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  10. If a dog came to my home with cookies and a sign that says
    "buy this so I can eat tonight" and I would put a note on him that says "what you don't like cookies?"

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  11. The cookie money goes to the girls out troop. Well a portion anyway the other portion goes to the bakery

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  12. Ok i was in girl scouts and my mom was the leader of our troop so i was her little accountant so all the money went to trips or excess cookie money and you had to pay the local council to keep the troop going and badges and uniforms or shit like that had to be paid for from cookie sales. So yeah…

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  13. Our Girl Scout troop only ever went on one trip because the troop leaders were hoarding the money and spending it on themselves. We eventually got shut down because of it and now I'm really sad reading all the comments about these cool trips you guys got to go on!

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  14. As a former scout, I know my cookie money went straight into buying my troupe leader's daughter a phone.

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  15. I feel the same way about hobos, I was in Denver a few days ago before the 4th of July and I saw more homeless people than I see at Fort Worth, and it was like every time I would pass two hobos one would ask for some spare money or food. I don't know what it is about hobos but they make me nervous, the worst part was that one had a sign that said "Will kidnap your ex for spare change."

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  16. i have no idea how rooster teeth makes these so addictive i cant stop watching them 

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  17. Girl Scout cookie money goes to the main place I guess you could call it so the girls can get more badges and attend more events. It also goes to the local Girl Scout camps so they can stay open 🙂

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  18. so at this party the other night we where all drunk and this guy goes, "fight fight fight, kiss kiss kiss", and im like, wait a second asshole thats from something u didnt make that up, then he was like idk achievement hunter maybe, then i was like oh yeah that was on the podcast, ive said that before and nobody got it….. rt connecting complete strangers through comedy, i love it

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  19. the girl scout money goes to mostly charities and some goes towards funding the troop and any activities they have planned for the year. some of us have drop boxes on the tables when we sell the cookies so some have the choice to either donate money for the troops or send a box of cookies to them. we arent guilt tripping, we arent begging and most importantly, we arent lying about what we do.
    GIRL
    SCOUT
    LAW
    BITCHES.

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  20. The money goes towards stuff like craft supplies, badges, etc…. But A LOT of the money goes towards camping trips. Guiding units are very underfunded, so most of the camping budget depends on how many cookies are sold. There was actually 1 year where my unit had so little money that we couldn't afford to rent the camping ground. Luckily my mom actually found another camp which had smaller but much cheaper grounds, but we still couldn't afford to rent one of the outdoor areas so we had to rent a house instead.

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  21. I'm a fourteen year old Girl Scout. Would you buy cookies from me. But no like most of that money goes to pay the bakers. The GS troops like mine get jack shit and we use it to do shit like go to events and plan events. So yeah we get none of that fucking money. You're just paying the people who made it and making ABC/Little Brownie Bakers that much richer.

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  22. How many times have they done the FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT kiss kiss joke? I know there's this one, the one with the bobble heads, and then one in the Keys Animated Adventures, but wasn't there one more? I could swear I saw one more and you can hear someone in the background saying "He's gonna say it!" or something.

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  23. girl scout cookie money goes to fund camps and troop activities. Girl Scout Cookies are the fundraiser that keeps girl scouts going because the gs camps are government funded, but the individual troops aren't. There's also the Smiles4Soliders program where you pay money for the cookies but instead of getting them yourself, they send the box you paid for to soldiers overseas.

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  24. we only get a certain percent of the money, the rest goes to building like campsites and making more cookies we and stuff. the money we get goes to a fun goal and service goal of the troops choice.
    now you know.

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  25. Did you know that the only reason there is a separate girl and Boy Scouts is because the only reason the Girl Scouts exist is to make money of off cookies? It's not even a damn joke, if it weren't for the fact that the Boy Scouts have no budget and need one and the Girl Scouts have a huge budget and don't need one, they'd be working together.

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  26. Why does Gus always look angry in the animated Rooster Teeth shorts?!?!?! I'm sure he's not an angry guy…all the time

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  27. Girl Scout cookie money usually goes to the work we do the rest of the year. We sell cookies at the beginning of the year and then most of the money goes to the one big charity project we do every year, and the remaining money goes to funding community service projects or trips we take to earn patches, like we could pay for an archery camp to earn an archery patch, or we could pay admission to a lock-in at a mall and earn a patch or two for that. Basically the money goes into helping the community and earning our patches.

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  28. Well, the Girl Scout money goes to 1. Helping maintain the group (snacks, outfits) and 2. so they can go to fun places like Busch Gardens 😛

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  29. I was once a girl scout, I sold cookies to people, but since we were moving over seas I dropped out. Months later I come across some random money in a pencil case and I was very confused. Until I remembered that I never got to turn in my orders to my troop. So I had people's cookie money, but I didn't remember anymore who ordered them. So I just kept the money and people never got their cookies XD I was like 10 so don't kill me about this XD

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  30. Girl Scout money goes into any programs they support or anything that helps the troop, like outings, snacks, etc

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  31. (Oof I know it’s very old)
    As a former Girl Scout, I can tell you that the money goes to pay for all the trips and classes we do

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  32. I did some research ok the cookies, girl scouts in 2017 got 87 cents per 4 dollar box. 2018, it's 56 now. No wonder girl scouts want to be boy scouts.

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  33. Why are there so many homeless people around rooster teeth that Burnie felt the need to befriend them all

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