Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Dance Floor Fight

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Dance Floor Fight


Gavin: We went out the other night. Lindsay, Michael, and me and I was just trying to get him to fight random guys I was like “That guy’s hitting on Lindsay!” Lindsay: I was pretty attracted to that fat ginger, who asked me to dance. (room laughs)
Lindsay: It’s true. Burnie: What is the protocol of the dance-floor fight? Let’s roleplay. Burnie: Gus is your girlfriend okay? I’m a big fat ginger. Michael: This…it’s not a roleplay.
Burnie: Shh! You’re not here you’re getting drinks, shut up. (Gus laughs)
Burnie: So Gus, you’re at a club and you look great Cause you wore something nice.
Gus: I’m gonna check myself out, hold on. Gus: Nice. Burnie: Alright. And then I walk up, and I say: “Hey what’s up?”
Gus: (as Lindsay) Nothing, teehee! Burnie: So I figure, we’re at a dance club, and there’s music playing. And I don’t see you with anybody. Michael: (interrupting) See at this point, I would literally walk in between the two of you. and just, like…
Burnie: You’re getting drinks. Michael: So how the hell am I supposed to roleplay if I’m not there?! Burnie: You’re about to show up, I’m gonna give you your cue. Burnie: (As Ginger) Hey! Do you wanna go dance with me on the dance floor, with the music that’s playing? Gus: (as Lindsay) No, I’m waiting for my boyfriend, he’s getting me a drink. Burnie: Alright, enter Michael.
Michael: Alright so, now what, I walk in and they’re standing there? Burnie: You have 2 drinks in your hand. Michael: Then, I would, enter in between them and just give him a cold stare. Burnie: You’re literally like fronting on me.
Michael: Yeah Burnie: You’re right up in my face.
Michael: I know, it’s making you uncomfortable. Burnie: It does make me uncomfortable!
Gus: It’s making me uncomfortable and I’m over here!
Lindsay: Oh Lord! Burnie: (as Ginger) So, she with you then?
Michael: Yes. Burnie: (as Ginger) Oh, sorry man I didn’t know I just, I… Michael: Listen, that’s your problem bro, that’s how it works in New Jersey! Michael: I don’t give a shit…get the fuck outta here! Burnie: (as Ginger) Well what’s your problem?
Michael: Well you’re trying to dance with my girlfriend. Burnie: (as Ginger) Why you in my face? I just asked her to dance…then what do you do? Michael: Then shit starts.
Burnie: This is Jersey style! Shirt comes off?! Michael: Shit does not come off. The first step is probably a shove. Michael: and then the reply to that, determines everything that happens next. Burnie: So don’t ever ask Lindsay to dance…cause Michael might tell you ‘fuck off’ and then shove you. J-jersey Style.

100 Comments on "Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Dance Floor Fight"


  1. i get a kick out of people that try to shove me.im 6'7 and im around 300lbs i don't usually like fighting but i can't stand when someone does that.so don't come at me bro unless you are ready for what will soon follow 😛

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  2. I'm looking at the suggestions on my tablet and I see the rtaa when brandon and chris move some of Burnie's stuff and all it says is brandon and chris and I thought "That's all the explination needed."

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  3. Haha Holy shit how insecure can a person be? Also, dudes? That girl is not your property. Just FYI

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  4. I wish they'd do a sequel to this when they talked about how Lindsay would react, and show her doing the Beyonce hair move.

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  5. I've watched Rooster Teeth episodes for more than 6 hours. God help me. I can't stop. It's five in the morning. Tell my family I'm sorry. Jesus.

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  6. i bet micheal has a beloved knife he carried around with him in jersey… my teacher has one, he lived in the phillipines until he moved to jersey and then to canada

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  7. Something tells me Michael would be easy to beat. I dunno maybe that's just cuz jersey boys are usually talk or just because michael looks like a BITCH

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  8. How to Jersey style:
    1. Give cold stare
    2. Argue
    3. Shove
    4. Shirt comes off
    5. RUMBLE!!!
    6. Multiple gut punches, groin drop kicks, face slaps, etc
    7. Winner spits in losers eye
    8. Winner gets girl
    9. Girl and winner dance like a boss
    10. Either girl or winner throw up all over then pass out from blue-tini overdose. 

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  9. In Florida, you would just get shot. It's surprising how many random shootings happen in Florida that aren't "Stand Your Ground" related. For example, when I was in 9th grade a girl in my class got shot in her leg because she was outside a club when several people got into an altercation and she got caught in the crossfire. 

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  10. Bull shit i live in nj a fight isn't take off da shirt and let's go, otherwise it would be too weird.

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  11. I bet it would be a really weird job to be a rooster teeth animator because they have the thought process of. "Hmm how do I draw gus as a girl and Burnie as a ginger in a way that won't get me fired."

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  12. Gus asks me if I want to stare at his cleavage on every RTAA.
    About time I found one that delivered.

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  13. This just gave me an idea for a red sun fanfic. Ruby is Lindsay, Sun is Michael, and the fat ginger guy is Cardin

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  14. As a chick from New Jersey, I can vouch this is accurate. But generally some douche will pull a knife. 😛

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  15. My favorite part is when Burnie says, " Shirt comes off." and Michael's reply is, "No shirt does not come off." 🙂

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  16. Wow, didn't know Michael and Lindsay have been together for so long! Way to go, makin' it work ~thumbs up~

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  17. honestly, the more i watch these animated adventures skits about what happens there, the more i want to work at roosterteeth, but i know it won't happen #sadforlife

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  18. Can there be an ots cross with the game grumps where it's team Jersey vs team Jersey guy's friend who no one understands.

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  19. The proverbial excrement slamming into the pneumatic oscillator is just a fancy way of saying someone's hitting on Lindsay while Michael's around

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  20. I like how Lindsay basically is shown as a slim person in these animated adventures when in reality she's quite on the heavy side.

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  21. probably my favorite animated adventure just because it shows how much michael truly cares about lindsay and its just charming.

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  22. Haha it’s funny when Lindsey insults the fat ginger like she’s not a huge whale herself. Lol

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  23. 1:19 I love the way Burnie is still the big fat ginger when he lifts up Michael’s shirt, it almost looks like he’s given up on Gus and is now trying to get with Michael.

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  24. See now this is how I know Michael isnt Jersey Italian (not that there is anything wrong with that) traditional NJ protocol is to ask them "where do you get your balls".

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