Spore Pacifist Run | Rise of the Ghandicus ☮

Spore Pacifist Run | Rise of the Ghandicus ☮


Howdy-ho brutes and heathens of the world! It’s your man, Mr. Family friendly comin’ at you with another crispy gaming video! Since I’ve recently been remonetized, I decided that in the spirit of being appropriate for all ages, I will revisit one of my favorite games The species simulator game:Spore now what’s so advertiser friendly about this game you ask? Well, today we’re gonna distance ourselves from the mortal transgressions of violence. And evolve a kind of a species that focus not on conquest but on kindness, self reflection and morality complete the entirety of the game
without ever harming a single other creature
neither physically nor emotionally a journey to show you that any conflict
can be overcome with love and that life is both beautiful and valuable if you
aren’t already in a tranquil state of bliss then this journey should guide you
to serenity we start life on planet ahimsa which means compassion and not to
injure it refers to a key virtue in Indian religions ahimsa is one of the
cardinal virtues inspired by the premise that all living beings have the spark of
the divine spiritual energy therefore to hurt another being is to hurt oneself I have a dream that one day… meet the Gandhicus the most
composed tranquil creature in existence now just a tiny multicellular organism
but one day we will evolve to spread peace upon the whole galaxy our peaceful
crusade of tranquility starts by naturally not eating any other organisms
no instead will be consuming this delicious and nutritious kale I know it
takes a lot longer but patience is one of our greatest virtues here we see a
Ghandicus in its natural environment surrounded by grave danger
and troubling confrontations yet in the midst of anger and chaos the Gandhi coos
remains in harmony it remains consumed with a humble
existence comprised only of eating kale and reproducing a hundred million years after the first
Gandhi coos the species has evolved in relation to its surroundings our
consumption has made our farms reflect our minds we now have multiple flag
ellis and can consume kale at 180 degree angle 100 million years of vegan dieting
and meditation has also allowed the Gandhi coos to open its third eye to a
higher state of consciousness having access to the astral plane is like
spiritual steroids we can expect to see substantial spiritual gains over a short
period of time for example here we see a Gandhi cos being chased down by the
cellular embodiment of death and evil in trying to make its escape it gets bitten
and electrocuted knowing better than to retaliate with transgressions of
violence the Gandhi cos continues down its own path of self-discovery
unbeknownst to the assailants violence has karmic consequences 300 million
years after the first gun dicus here we see the final cellular stage of the
Gandhi coos many scholars have debated why these creatures temporarily evolves
to become yellow and have a prolapsed anus but we have yet to find a
definitive answer it’s one of those things that boil down to the fact that
evolution works in mysterious ways two billion years of equilibria passes by
and as the tides of time wash over the little guy something rather curious
happens he is transformed into accordions moderate in excitable social
creature with legs for the first time the Gandhi cos treads on planet ahimsa
ready to face the trials and tribulations of the unknown our species starts life on Planet items
along with highbrow civilized activities you know mingling with other creatures
singing watching eggs hatch and fertilizing nature because we are
civilized and not wild animals that would resort to bloodshed it is not that
we are afraid of conflict it is that we are better than that we judge others
based on their soul and merits not their looks that’s why we’re more than willing
to ally with a literal penis and whatever the fuck that thing is because
we’re on the path of the righteous we have access to siren song our singing is
so harmonious that it instantly infatuate seni species with us making
peaceful progress and much more fruitful endeavor the Gandhi cos have evolved to
be androgynous both biologically and sexually they possess both multiple male
and female reproductive organs they also possess multiple male and female
personalities as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic this was an
unfortunate side effect of not eating meat as that meant they had to do
whatever they could to survive which meant eating infected tree bark
psilocybin mushrooms and drinking seawater something that would
historically be referred to by future civilizations as the incident one of the
benefits of rampant mental illness in multiple sex organs is that reproduction
happens incredibly frequently here we see a popular form of sex known as the
Klinge minge it sexually excites the Gandhi cos to such a degree that an egg
is produced almost immediately after 200 million years after the Gandhi cos
first walked on planet ahimsa our species has reached an even more
majestic level we now have arms and a beak don’t question it this is how
evolution works ok since the Gandhi cruise hasn’t been
hunting in all this time it’s developed actually useful skills that brutes
couldn’t possibly comprehend such as dancing posing and charming we continue
to befriend everyone in our path not all welcomed it yet we remain vigilant and
unafraid of rejection and failure time and time again we are ridiculed and told
that we aren’t cool enough to hang but trial and error eventually leads us to
creatures that are soaked detestable and wretched that they have no choice but to
be our friends with a genetic disposition like that you take what you
can get all is going smoothly when suddenly a meteor storm strikes our
planet the timing couldn’t be worse as our protagonist is smack in the middle
of a psychotic episode this bewildered Ghandi cos stumbles into
a spiced geyser and has launched a solid 30 feet in the air due to the
unfortunate law of gravity both legs are broken upon landing the spine is
fractured and a lung is punctured our little fellow is now close to starving
to death mortally injured and in a pure state of panic that is when our pack is
attacked by an indigenous group of vicious savages we naturally flee like
cowards because a real hero doesn’t fight for his life or save his friends
no known he runs away to bide his time and gather his strength and right as you
think the worst is over you find out that that was only the calm before the
storm we encounter a hyper aggressive species that are no shit named the shark
asaurus with us backed into a corner were forced to use our ace in the hole
our top shelf certified super move the siren song narrowly escaping the grips of death we
finished the pilgrimage to the new nest where our peaceful endeavors would go on
to prosper for another hundred million years here we see a young Gannicus
entering the world with nutrient dense lemongrass and plenty of land on which
to procreate evolution has led to these creatures grow any bigger stronger and
smarter they’ve also developed a massive feet and a ponytail once again don’t
question it this is how evolution works but it ain’t all sunshine and rainbows
life and nature ain’t easy for a pacifist
it requires fortitude and perseverance you may be ready to give your life for
the cause but are you willing to stand back and do nothing as your friends are
brutally murdered do you have what it takes to keep dancing when you can
literally hear the torturous screams of your compadres in the background even
then will you do no harm these are the types of sacrifices that have to be made
to overcome social barriers and further diplomacy I mean think about it is
pretty fucking metal that they initiated me into their gang based on what I did
to my friends I want see what these guys supposed to look like whoever made them
clearly took inspiration from a Diggity Dog the board game see they got the same
pattern as the logo we’re gonna have to add one of those to our pack just
because of their singing and fuck you know it was much too
violent to exist in our pure new world order anyways perhaps that was for the
best now here we see an ultra powerful rogue creature and right as we’ve gotten
his unwavering trust fuck an alien invasion every goddamn time these are
just a few examples of the harsh struggles that Gandhi has faced in their
evolutionary path to civilization fast forward two hundred million years
and we see the final physical evolution of our species the Gandhi coos erectus
it’s beautiful throughout 2.5 billion years of
evolution it’s retained both its third and fourth eye for direct access to the
astral plane you can tell that we come in peace from our hands that are
permanently in an unimposing tortillas position signaling that we do not desire
conflict we got two big front seats for effective carrot consumption and a fin
that came about as a result of spending excessive periods in toxic swamp lanes
eating algae being such a fucking unit means that almost no other creatures can
resist our charisma like a prehistorical Jesus we go from nest to nest spreading
the good word of peace and kindness there are those that do not adhere to
our sacred wings those that still follow the dark paths of aggression and
destruction one can only watch family and friends be eaten alive by a giant
unstoppable fuck man so many times and still look the other way you see even if
you turn your back you can still hear the gut-wrenching screams of Jared
having his ribcage crushed in the back life is psychological torture and the
Gandhi coos truly is too pure for this world here we see him signaling the
monster to put down his friend after which the fuck man actually does it just
to finish the job by crushing Jarrod with his foot it was at this point that
our main protagonist had had enough this violence and bloodshed has gone on long
enough you’ll see the light once you hear my siren song look at you like many before him that Gandhi cos
didn’t make it but the species as a whole did you see excessive meditation
and self-reflection lets an awakening of the real potential of the mammal
psychological prowess as these generations of dandy goose erectus breed
the species exponentially leap further up the food chain due to their growing
intelligence until eventually they develop advanced language discover fire
and kickstart the Neolithic Revolution thus begins the era of tribalism the Gandhi cos erectus have successfully
won the evolutionary race and is the first sentient species and ahimsa to
develop higher intelligence we are the peace tribe instead of hunting and
waging war we make peace treaties and smoke Chama lucha on the peace-pipe
we may have our food supplies raided by wild animals but we understand that
everybody eats and sometimes we need to go hungry as the chieftain of the
village I saw young Baba dule nicotine a wild animal raiding the last of our
supplies Baba dual neck was given enough food to last him three days and
immediately exiled to live amongst the Dharana qyx he’s doing pretty well so
far but that Drona keurig looks mighty
hungry and aggressive by the way that’s our only surviving friend from the
creature stage we keep him as a pet now the early Gandhi Q’s erectus tribesman
has a nose ring that goes through his teeth to show that we’re not afraid of
pain a mask that blocks his to functionalize because we know that to
truly see you use your mind and not your vision at tactical loincloth is also
implemented to cover up the seven sexual organs we got two massive shin guards to
protect from wild animals raiding our food and a hat to show that we are
cultured and sophisticated now there are multiple tribes developing different
cultures and ideas that’s exactly the problem you see we have a very global
istic approach to pacifism and kindness where others take up arms and plunder
those they consider to be heathens we civilized folk let our people starve so
we can give peace offerings in form of fruit even though we’re conveniently
close to the sea we naturally don’t hunt for fish as that would harm the fish as
a result of millions of years of schizophrenic and dragoness inbreeding
our shaman is able to perform a rain dance that’s so powerful it summons a
storm that causes fruit to be replenished and fall from the trees we
unfortunately don’t have any dance to protect us from other tribes here we see
the peace tribe being burnt down in a pagan raid our only line of defense is
letting our tribesmen be slaughtered and releasing fireworks to try and distract
the pagans such as life in the peace try be raided have your home burnt down they
eat your food kill your dad and fuck your wife and if you survive what do you
do to retaliate gather even more food to give as gifts to the pagans you
naturally pick up an instrument and play your heart out in the hopes of the
pagans pay to you enough to raid someone else for a while
gather supplies rebuild give most of your supplies away to maintain peace get
burned down rain dens repeat it really is a tedious process yet little by
little we improve relations with surrounding tribes as we have no need
for warriors instead everyone is trained from an early age in the ways of the
wooden horn maracas and the didgeridoo the wild animals may steal our food the
pagans may fuck our pads and kill our wives and we might have our village
burnt down time and time again but eventually we managed to unite all the
tribes because we converted all five opposing tribes to our belief system we
get the tribal socialite achievement in a peaceful time where unique ideas can
prosper and technology is thriving we kickstart the Industrial Revolution our people have formed a high society
and are the most cultured and refined people in existence as can be seen by
our top hat classy hair mustache and general excellence in our clothing style
we carry ourselves with grace and dignity all citizens of Peaceville wear
a mandatory gold necklace that symbolizes how much better we are
compared to other nations in a peaceful world species that survived by preying
on others didn’t have the finesse for agriculture which meant that the GaN
dicus erectus was the only species with higher intelligence to make it this far
in evolution now we face an even greater sociological threat since we went from
being a few thousandth of several hundred thousand on the planet there are
countries that have turned their backs on the holy ways of peace
it’s our holy mission to make sure that our tranquil ways are preserved during
this next crucial step in evolution in the Civilization stage we turn to the
economy and religion we hug up as many spice geysers as we can set up trade
routes and attempt to unite our people and create a utopia without harming any
living being our only way to engage in diplomacy is to complement other nations
give the money and use a brainwashing tool which improves relations a tool
that has by many been called a disgrace and complete violation of our rights
although that’s only because they don’t know what’s best for them other nations
have their citizens performing useless tasks than their freetime like push-ups
our philosophical debate whereas our advanced economical religious nation
have our citizens spending any free time they have paying homage to a higher
power and praising the government our vehicles aren’t blend and unexcited to
show that they truly serve no purpose other than maintaining spice production
and transporting ambassadors of peace our cities are designed with playful
architecture and in many happy colors to boost the mood of our hard-working
people I’ll admit that playing the Civilization
stage like this is an extremely slow and his process it literally boils down to
waiting ungodly amounts of time to then give the spore bucks that your citizens
work themselves to the bone forks who other nations just to ever-so-slightly
make them like us more when the going gets rough we replace entertainment
buildings with factories and increase the taxes about an hour into this
morally questionable endeavor we encounter a massive problem a giant
creature attacks our nation we don’t have any defensive turrets and were
ideologically opposition to harming the creature now all we can do is pray and
watch the creature break building after building murdering innocent civilians by
the thousands and sacrifice almost every spice collecting vehicle in our arsenal
to lure the creature away from the city god I fucking love having to deal with
EA game mechanics by the way our nation survived by the skin of its teeth but
this incident completely devastated our economy and our spice production now
barely covers our expenses this is where a nation of weak-willed cowards would
simply build a small army take over a city and get things going but we don’t
adhere to the wings of the devil now instead we demolish entertainment
buildings set up factories and increase the taxes this caused our citizens to go
on a strike we swiftly resolve the conflict by using
the government controlled media to blame the pink nation for why our people
suffer in poverty in a way our mission to harm absolutely no one is actively
making hundreds of thousands of people suffer greatly some would argue that
pacifism is not an ideology that works on a large scale those are unfaithful
heathens and they’re the problem with our world
you see this was a monumental point in history where the nation of peace showed
their grit and endurance we manipulated global media and inflated the spice
market bought up spice at a ridiculously low price after which we held on to it
unweighted as the war waging nations kept bombing each other there came a
time where they could no longer sustain their own economies in a scheme with
blue nation we started selling spice at an outrageous price it was the greatest
pump and dump scheme ever executed overnight we became the richest most
influential nation on the planet by the time all the other nations realized what
we had done it was already too late their spice was
worthless and their national reserves were empty we started small buying
cities and pieces of land until eventually every nation had to throw the
towel in the ring and adhere to our sacred ways we can see the writing on
the wall I think it’s time to fight no more forever these were the words we had
waited for global domination was ours and we have United our planet until
utopia every step of the way there was ungodly suffering but we never directly
harmed anyone with our species having eliminated famine and suffering
technology and science could prosper and soon after we had our eyes on the starry
sky we had achieved our goals on this planet now it was time to bring our
peaceful crusade to the galaxy thus we’ve reached the final frontier of
mortal existence our humble Empire begins with merely a single spaceship
departing from a single planet we are but a drop of water in the ocean of
existence this transcendent point in our journey reminds me of a famous quote by
a wise man named Christopher whist affirmed he said when in doubt whip it
out and those are words and always live by three billion years of meditation
veganism and rampant inbreeding of the mentally
ill has given us powerful peaceful abilities in the space stage we have
gracious greeting which boosts our initial relationship with alien races
pleasing performance makes all of our colonies happy and reduces the
likelihood of revolt greenkeeper decreases the rate of Biodesign in all
our colonies and finally social swamp gives us a 20% discount on all social
tools or as many have called them a complete violation of our rights please
help us yeah they don’t know what’s best for
them though our strategy remains unchanged build a strong economic
religious Empire ally with anyone we come into contact with if any of them
try to start warrants with us we cock out and pay them to leave us alone
to start we’ll need to set up spice colonies and for that we’ll need money
unfortunately we now have to complete missions for other alien races but we
can only complete the missions that don’t have us harming any life-forms
every time we enter mission and it happens to be something we can’t morally
go through with we worsen our relationship with that Empire this
leaves us stuck in a Ponzi scheme always giving the money we worked so hard for a
way just to remain at constant peace of course this leaves us with the choice to
take the galactic adventure missions that can be completed in accordance with
our beliefs the compromise is that we now have to play EA’s dreadful galactic
adventures expansion with their patents at EA gruesome game mechanics eventually
we managed to build a sustainable economy we have a small spice colony
some minor trade routes and a few alliances now we optimize we use the
power of google.com to discover the most optimal layout architecture of our
colonies we invest all our riches into increasing production with terraform
planets and fill out their ecosystems to be perfectly suited for
we unlock the spice storage after setting up five trade routes and we
allied with empires that will pay top dollar for purple and pink spice our
spaceship has a tool we call the super happy ray it coincidentally incorporates
technology that is quite controversial as many have called it exactly the same
thing they used on their own people it’s a complete violation of our rights
please help us although after a quick beaming with the happy ray the ones who
said that changed their stance on the matter we continue to expand our holy
Empire we upgrade every part of our spaceship our space fleet grows
meaninglessly as we now have five spaceships that we won’t use to attack
anyone after forming twenty alliances we get access to the embassy
we also acquire technologies that’ll let us travel through wormholes our spice
colonies are thriving and are surrounded by allies with our Empire prospering
both financially and politically it gives way for us to explore the galaxy
wherever we go with your conflicting statements about the center of the
galaxy supposedly the very secrets existence lies there naturally we’d
better investigate we stock up on energy and repair packs and head towards the
last undiscovered frontier of our world as we edge closer to the center we get
acquainted with the gruesome species that rule these parts and evil extremely
violent aggressive species known as the Crocs they have an interesting -70
relationship affinity simply for distrusting strangers and they’re no
doubt the most destructive heinous race we’ve ever come across however we only
know one way of life and that is to meet hatred and violence with love and
compassion we undertake our hardest task yet to ally with the Crocs it should be
noted that during the entire process of a lying with the Crocs no matter how
much they like you they will still set their five-star Empire ships that’s had
you relentlessly we use the super-happy ring but on the Crocs it’s merely a mild
mood booster we set up an embassy which also made them a bit happier because now
they had a pathetic building to laugh at we give them literally millions of Spore
bucks plus 10 points we’ve done everything currently in our power and
that makes us barely neutral which in turn allows us to undertake missions for
the Crocs mind you even as there missions to complete for them that are
actively trying to kill us they want us to bring them a specimen of a plant that
doesn’t seem too bad we can get that done no problem now they want us to
retrieve artifacts holy shit maybe they’re not so evil after all they seem
alright they’re not asking us to kill or anything we complete mission after
mission for the Grox and soon enough realized that these missions won’t be
enough to get to the blue smiley that would allow a trade route to truly make
these four vile abominations like us we need to break the Galactic code there’s
only three ways of doing that a planet buster that immediately destroys an
entire planet not happening at gravitation weight that destroys all
buildings on the planet killing millions absolutely not which leaves us with the
final option fanatical frenzy if we become a zealot we can take all
inhabitants on a planet and convert them to the one true way you know we
technically wouldn’t be harming them it’s best to think like us anyways so we
Trevor’s back to our original colonies one of our allies is a four-star Zilla
Empire which lets us undertake the holy teachings to become one of them we pay a
small fee of five million Spore bucks to achieve the highest form of religious
zealot Ori now they want us to colonize 15 more systems after swiftly powering
through EA’s patented gruesome game mechanics we now go back near the grog
systems convert these innocent heathens to the one true wing feelings of
self-hatred guilt and disgust are present in our minds luckily we have the
super happy ray we beam ourselves a bit with that bad boy and keep going
finally the Crocs have the blue smiling we set up a trade round which many of
our people deemed an optimal seeing as it consisted of trading our money and
goods for the very oxygen we breathe the terms were quite mandatory though
eventually this questionable trade route made us able to request an alliance to
prove our allegiance and loyalty to the Crocs they had one final mission in
store for us one last task that would make us allies grant us access to the
middle of the galaxy and truly create lasting peace
something that would transform this world and so utopia joy and happiness
I felt a chill run down my spine as I read the mission briefing a doctor
citizen of the Mohandas Gandhi cos Empire they say they need to study it surely they’re honest right surely they
have a moral procedure to their science four billion years of great pain and
suffering we’re so close you know what sometimes
you have to do what’s best for the world get that happy beam and get the fucking
job done without asking any questions we painstakingly deliver one of our own
innocent citizens to the Gronk’s finally the green smiling we’ve earned the trust
of these abominations all we have to do now is request an alliance and all will
be good in the world we accept your alliance provided that you continue to
accept our orders that’s not an alliance what are all these transmissions come
wait no every alliance we’ve built in her billion-year interstellar crusade of
friendship and truce is broken every single Empire that we had dedicated our
entire existence to befriending just declared war on us along with every
other Empire in existence warrant the Grox I’m not quite sure where it happened but
somewhere along the journey my ambitions overtook my morals the road to hell is
paved with good intentions mine blinded me and led me astray
I’ve grown an insurmountable tolerance to the happy ray once it wears off I’m
not quite sure what I’ll do no this can’t be I still have time
Shirley what’s in the middle of the galaxy will justify what we’ve done I
didn’t turn on the ways of my people to create more suffering or so I thought
what I met in the middle was Steve who gave me the staff of life 42 times I
can automatically terraform a planet that’s it the ability to improve 42
planets in exchange for making war with almost every star system in the
conceivable universe with the exception of the ones whose cruel orders I have to
follow in my quest to harm no one and create lasting peace I have made war
with over half the universe I’ve become what I sought out to destroy before I
end my own existence there’s one last thing I have to do I’ll return to the
mecha where it all began Planet items uh it really is beautiful Alexa play hurt
hurt by thousands Foot Krutch from Spotify break and and can’t break your fire when it can’t see it’s a little bit like burnt wood

100 Comments on "Spore Pacifist Run | Rise of the Ghandicus ☮"


  1. I tried a pacifist run but something attacked me in creature stage and my pack murdered the motherloving shit out of it

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  2. Big dick & tiddy Sid the Sloth doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you

    Big dick & tiddy Sid the Sloth: 11:01

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  3. In the words of our lord and savior, Bill Cipher.
    "Heroes die in battle, while cowards live in fear."
    I guess the Ghandicus really knew how life worked.

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  4. Probably not so fun fact:
    At 12:10 in the video, the music was made by a "terrorist organisation" from Saudi Arabia, I think.
    This is a piano remix of that music though.

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  5. Somehow i already can tell he will befriend with The Grox in the end of the video…. Oh god… Can't stop laughing…

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  6. That moment when you find out that Ghandi was a friend of Adolf Hitler. Also Ghandi wasn't a huge fan of black people.

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  7. I'm no study of history, since its re-written by those in power… but why does the Ghandicus look less like Gandhi, and more like Winston Churchill?. 😛

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  8. You probably wont read this, but when you try to fish while being a herbivore you will actualy gather seaweed.

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  9. Technically, even though throughout the play through he never harms a soul (with the exception of the end), he still caused pain to some species. By not being eaten by carnivores, this may have caused them to starve to death. So no matter what, the Ghandicus harmed and possibly killed multiple animals

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  10. i came into this video expecting the regular uberdanger content ive seen and i wasnt disappointed. i also wasnt expecting to watch basically a short film about an entire made up species that is the greatest creation on youtube

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  11. but hold on now. the Ghandicus at it's core will sacrifice itself to uphold peace and serenity. allying with the grox caused the entire galaxy to wage war against them, effectively uniting all those races against the ghandicus. The Ghandicus inadvertently created peace across the universe by becoming the villain. Bless you, Ghandicus.

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  12. "finally makes peace with the whole universe"
    Incoming trasmission
    Ghandicus: ive won but at what cost?

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  13. This is a perfect example of people who play videogames to become what they are not in real life.

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  14. i keep watching this again and again and again. its taking over my casual youtube watching experience, reappearing every other day. Im scared

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  15. start of the video: ay this dude looks like diggity dog the board game
    end of the video: actually very sad

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  16. The Emperor: It's chaos fault

    Chaos god: What is peace?

    Overlord: Nercon.exe stopped working

    Ethereal: This is not the Greater Good

    Autarch: We are space rabbits

    Tyranid: We eat for peace

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  17. Yeah, pacifism is stupid. I play as tyranical species taking the whole galaxy by force. The god of war basically

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  18. Things taken out of context:
    "We naturally don't hunt for fish, as that would harm the fish"
    "Rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill"
    "In my quest to harm no-one, and creating lasting peace, I have made war with half the galaxy"

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