The Funniest Jokes About New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, and Ohio Traveling outside Taos, a man comes upon a Native American lying in the middle of the road with his ear pressed against the blacktop. “What are you doing?” asks the man. The tribesman replies, “Woman, late 30s, three kids, one barking dog in late model, four-door station wagon, traveling at 65 mph.” “Amazing! You can tell all of that just by listening to the ground?” “No,” says the Native American. “They ran over me five minutes ago.” I moved to New York City for my health. I’m paranoid, and it was the only place where my fears were justified. On his first trip to Boston, the North Carolinian met a girl at a bar and asked her, “Do you go to Harvard?” The girl responded, “Yale.” “OK. DO YOU GO TO HARVARD?!” What’s a seven-course meal in North Dakota? A hamburger and a six-pack. How do you know you’re from Ohio? You own only three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.