State Jokes!! The Funniest Jokes About Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina

State Jokes!! The Funniest Jokes About Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina


The Funniest Jokes About Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and South Carolina. How can you tell if an Oklahoman is married? There’s dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. Howard dies and waits in line for judgment. He notices that some souls go right into heaven, while Satan throws others into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, the devil tosses him aside. Curious, Howard asks Satan, ”Excuse me, but why are you tossing them aside instead of flinging them into hell with the others?” “They’re from Oregon,” Satan replies. “They’re too wet to burn.” What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth? A mechanic. Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it, because it ends in 40 feet. While fishing off Myrtle Beach, a Yankee tourist capsized his boat. Petrified, he yelled to an old guy standing on the shore, “Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming toward shore. Halfway there, he asked the guy, “How’d you get rid of the gators?” “We didn’t do anything,” the old guy said. “The sharks got ’em.”

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