“STATE OF THE UNION” — A Bad Lip Reading

“STATE OF THE UNION” — A Bad Lip Reading


*** You can turn off these captions using the CC button below Don’t lay a finger on my gavel Pack up the car Don’t break the telephone, I just got it He’s so good Ayyeeee I can’t believe it’s Vin Diesel! Ch-chhh I like your fingers And I like your face You’re a thick youth And tall too So there’s shark fins all over the room tonight, right? Ehh I thought you were this guy I used to know in Cancun That ain’t good Don’t lean! Okay Hey I like your hairspray, friend I like it very much It’s like lacquer, it’s got that artful shine [burp] You know what, Mike? Ever since you asked what the opposite of wheat is I”ve been avoiding you I brought you a hat Ehh I don’t like it I like your belly Your ankles And that girl I told you we wouldn’t be offering any snacks Why not? Hey listen, you need to get your right foot checked out You need to go away I’m mad at you, but you know, you gotta be an optimist in our world I think I just said a haiku Is it “haiku” or “Jaiku”? Which should I be saying? Hey, I once had a cockroach named Verne, but he got lost in a disaster Oh that’s nice Well, not really, ’cause he poisoned people We have to talk less during these sorts of things Hey just so you know, your suit looks good So does your dress That’s not what — I like oak Na-Nu Na-Nu Elegantro I got one for you Thank you, sweet prince And also this I have to do it, that’s all I know ‘Sup buddy? I wanna roast all of his fingers Yeah Let’s get this thing started It is time for me! Hmmm? Milk! Okay, sure, milk Hoffa-loppa-hooga-boogga What am I saying when I mutter the phrase, “Kega-Bega, poulga shegel”? Hmmm? You know, there’s a few things you should know about me I’m pretty sexy I don’t walk in nature I hate shy kids I worship my little comb I like the bra business I think guys are the coolest I’d marry coal I think Asia has a nifty wall I like gluten down my chute And I’d like a pizza party, I’d like if very much You’re a seal, I knew it! Pizza party: I’d like it very much — text me Hey, Mike… a question Is this the Republicans’ best hope? Well, we got me [laughter] that’s awesome! Okay, just let go now [crunch] ah, my hand’s cracked!

100 Comments on "“STATE OF THE UNION” — A Bad Lip Reading"


  1. "I thought you were this one guy I used to know in Cancun – that ain't good." Probably what he actually said.

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  2. Random dude: “You need to get your right foot checked out…”

    Trump: “And you need to go away.”

    SAVAGE 😂

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  3. Why does it sound like they reincarnated JFK to do the voiceover on Trump? Especially at 1 minute and 13 seconds?

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  4. I love these… it makes all this crazy political nonsense go down easier if you have something to laugh about.

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  5. in reffering to pizzagate, I guess trump don´t really like pizzapartys. got to hell.

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  6. I'm wearing a heart monitor, so it's probably not good to laugh this hard, but it's worth it!!! Lord knows after all that's happened I need all I can get. Thanks BLR!!!

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  7. If THE NAZIS WOULD HAVE NEVER WON WW2 n been NICE ENOUGH 2 program US A PROGRAM BOX OF STUPIDITY WE WOULd hear this in real time, Policy enforcers would quit, & REESTABLISH, MOST OF THE PRISION POPULATION WOULD SWITCH PLACES WITH CROOKS JUST ABOUT WHERE THE MIDDLE CLASS USED TO BE, PEOPLE WOULD STOP DISSAPEARING , THERE WOULDENT BE ANY MORE SUICIDE, HOMELESSNESS, CANCER OR UN NATURAL DISASTERS & maybe humanity would have a peek @ its creative fruits of its created fruits..!

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  8. I just love these ❤️ it takes the edge off the seriousness of all of this lets some steam off the top.

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  9. I love how these type of videos were made to make anyone laugh despite wether they care about politics or not.

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  10. Pelosi: You might question, is this the Republicans’ best hope?
    Pence: Well, they’ve got me.
    Pelosi: Heeeehehehehe…That’s awesome…

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  11. That women is trying way too hard crawling up in the ass of Trump. It's disgusting.
    I also can't believe that anybody in the world is rooting for Trump and finds him a likable person.
    He is disgusting too. I wouldn't want to be in the same room with him, not to speak of shaking his hand or even being touched by him.
    The clip is pure gold none the less.

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  12. BLR really should do do some funny stuff with Trump’s talks and…. oh wait. Sorry, I can’t tell the difference, I just laugh at them all…

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