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Coronavirus State of Emergencies, Cheap Flights and Cancellations Coronavirus State of Emergencies, Cheap Flights and Cancellations

-You guys, we’re so glad he’s here. Bernie Sanders is my guest tonight. [ Cheers ] Senator — [ Applause ] And this is nice. Backstage he said that he watches me every night when he gets up to pee. Isn’t that nice? I thought that was so — I thought that was — -That’s…

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Jimmy Recaps Trump’s State of the Union Address and Impeachment Acquittal Jimmy Recaps Trump’s State of the Union Address and Impeachment Acquittal

-Well, guys, last night, President Trump gave his State of the Union address. And, man, if you thought this season of “The Bachelor” had way too much drama, wow. [ Laughter ] The night started off perfectly icy enough when Nancy Pelosi extended her hand to Trump, and he wouldn’t shake it. Check it out…

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Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes

-Last night was President Trump’s State of the Union address, which we all saw on TV. But it turns out he did a rehearsal of the speech earlier in the day. And we actually got our hands on the footage. -Oh. -Yeah. And it was quite a bit different. But take a look. -Thank you,…

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President Obama on the State of the Republican Party President Obama on the State of the Republican Party

Speaking of reality TV, I don’t know if you saw “Celebrity Apprentice.” I did. It’s a great show, yeah. [ Laughter ] Has Donald Trump called you for advice or talked to you at all? And first of all, you’ve given him some pretty good advice so far if you have. Yeah. But has he…

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