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October 23, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

Trump Calls Himself a Nationalist, Megyn Kelly Defends Blackface – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump held a campaign rally for Senator Ted Cruz in Texas last night and spoke for 76 minutes, marking the first-known instance of in recorded history of people yelling, “Bring out Ted Cruz!” At a campaign rally last night, President Trump referred to himself as a nationalist, adding, “Use…

October 21, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

UK drinks beer and German nationalism – Countryballs

Hey! you want to try something new? Hmmm alright, but nothing will beat tea *slowly sips the bear* Um… Are you alright? Now this is the shit *hic* No *hic* no more tea for me hon hon hon vive la France hmmm… Vamos Espana hm… USA USA USA Hmmmmmmm… Yay Deutschland

October 20, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

Woody Harrelson Had a Bizarre Dinner with Trump, Melania and Jesse Ventura

-It’s an “SNL” week. We’re in the back half of the week, so you’re getting closer to it. This is your fourth time hosting. -Fourth time. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] You flexed your live muscles a different way earlier this year. You did that live “All in the Family,” which was fantastic. -Oh, thank you.…

October 19, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

Dear young people, “Don’t Vote”

– Dear young people. – Don’t vote. – Don’t vote. – Everything’s fine the way it is. – Trump, that was us. – He’s our guy. – Tax cuts for the rich, hell yeah, I’m rich as fuck. – Climate change? That’s a you problem, I’ll be dead soon. – Sure, school shootings are sad.…

October 19, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 18 comments

Diane von Furstenberg’s Connection with the Statue of Liberty Is Deeply Personal

-How are you? -I am good. -That is such a beautiful dress. -Well, it’s Lady Liberty. -Yes. -Can you — Can you tell? -Oh, wonderful. [ Cheers and applause ] And now — And now, who makes that dress? -I made it. [ Laughter ] -So, this is really wonderful. You got involved in this…

October 18, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

Geography Now! Azerbaijan

Alright, we finally reached the last country beginning with with an A..and that only took about I don’t know.. like 3 months?…alright, here we go – Azerbaijan! It’s time to learn geography…NOW!!! Hey everybody, I’m your host Paul Barbato, you know the drill…let’s dissect the flag! The flag of Azerbaijan is a tri-color banner of…

October 17, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

White Nationalist Website Recruited Protestors By Promising They’d Get Laid

If you’re not familiar with the white nationalist website, the Daily Stormer, you may have come to find out a little bit more about it this week as it turns out GoDaddy kicked them off their servers, then they went over to Google. Google immediately kicked them off their services. Now, that white nationalist Neo-Nazi…

October 16, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

Trump’s 2019 State of the Union Address: A Closer Look

-The theme of President Trump’s State of the Union address was supposed to be unity, and in the lead-up to the speech, Trump honored that theme by attacking Democrats. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” ♪♪ Remember, this speech was supposed to be last week, but it was postponed due to…

October 16, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: Trump Isn’t Ready For A Girl From The Bronx

FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST SHOCKED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WITH HER PRIMARY VICTORY ON TUESDAY NIGHT. SHE’S NOW ON TRACK TO BECOME THE YOUNGEST CONGRESSWOMAN IN HISTORY. PLEASE WELCOME, ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I WANT TO CONFESS THAT I DID NOT KNOW YOUR NAME ON…

October 15, 2019 by Sammie Leannon 100 comments

Trump Declares Himself Above the Constitution: A Closer Look

-The White House is now threatening to obstruct the impeachment inquiry and refusing to cooperate with subpoenas. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” ♪♪ As a candidate for president, Trump echoed years of empty Republican rhetoric about the sanctity of our Constitution and claimed that he wanted to restore the values…