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The State Of The Union Is… Cancelled? The State Of The Union Is… Cancelled?

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE HAVE NOW HIT DAY 26 OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUD, AND VITAL SERVICES ARE BEING THREATENED. FOR INSTANCE, I’VE RUN OUT OF SHUTDOWN JOKES. (LAUGHTER) WE MIGHT HAVE TO DIP INTO THE NATIONAL RESERVE AT…

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“STATE OF THE UNION” — A Bad Lip Reading “STATE OF THE UNION” — A Bad Lip Reading

*** You can turn off these captions using the CC button below Don’t lay a finger on my gavel Pack up the car Don’t break the telephone, I just got it He’s so good Ayyeeee I can’t believe it’s Vin Diesel! Ch-chhh I like your fingers And I like your face You’re a thick youth…

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Can Dan and Phil guess the USA States?! Can Dan and Phil guess the USA States?!

Hello Dan and Phil Games (D: BEEEP BEEP) Maps and (D: B*tches! Joking) welcome to our tour bus where we’re gonna be doing some tour bus gaming (D:) Dan and Phil games on the road. (P:) Yeah, (D:) that is right. Thankfully the bus isn’t moving Otherwise, this would be a whole different ballgame. (D:It…

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Trump’s making Alberta the 51st state | 22 Minutes Trump’s making Alberta the 51st state | 22 Minutes

Today I’m excited to announce that I am going to make Alberta the 51st state, I really am. Alberta, come with us, come be the Hannah to our Montana. I’d like to congratulate Albertans on their decision to separate from Canada. Face it, Canada’s best days are over. It’s time for Alberta to get a…

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Introducing FOH: Faculty Office Hours | Arizona State University Introducing FOH: Faculty Office Hours | Arizona State University

Do you suffer from stress, sleep deprivation, and academic status report denial? living in a world of why? who? how? what the? If any of these symptoms sound familiar you may be one of the millions of college students suffering from fear of meeting one-on-one with my professor or FMOOWMP Is it dangerous? Yes, patients…

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