WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE HAVE NOW HIT DAY 26 OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUD, AND VITAL SERVICES ARE BEING THREATENED. FOR INSTANCE, I’VE RUN OUT OF SHUTDOWN JOKES. (LAUGHTER) WE MIGHT HAVE TO DIP INTO THE NATIONAL RESERVE AT…Read More The State Of The Union Is… Cancelled?
*** You can turn off these captions using the CC button below Don’t lay a finger on my gavel Pack up the car Don’t break the telephone, I just got it He’s so good Ayyeeee I can’t believe it’s Vin Diesel! Ch-chhh I like your fingers And I like your face You’re a thick youth…Read More “STATE OF THE UNION” — A Bad Lip Reading
Hello Dan and Phil Games (D: BEEEP BEEP) Maps and (D: B*tches! Joking) welcome to our tour bus where we’re gonna be doing some tour bus gaming (D:) Dan and Phil games on the road. (P:) Yeah, (D:) that is right. Thankfully the bus isn’t moving Otherwise, this would be a whole different ballgame. (D:It…Read More Can Dan and Phil guess the USA States?!
Bless-ed, art thou when people persecute thee, insult thee, or lie about thee because of me. Blessed art those, who are persecuted because of their righteousness Dost I spy a professional victim over yonder? Hast the oppression Olympics commenced? Being persecuted is thine currency? Thou art a cuck! Nut up or shut up. Am I…Read More The Alt Apostle
Today I’m excited to announce that I am going to make Alberta the 51st state, I really am. Alberta, come with us, come be the Hannah to our Montana. I’d like to congratulate Albertans on their decision to separate from Canada. Face it, Canada’s best days are over. It’s time for Alberta to get a…Read More Trump’s making Alberta the 51st state | 22 Minutes
Do you suffer from stress, sleep deprivation, and academic status report denial? living in a world of why? who? how? what the? If any of these symptoms sound familiar you may be one of the millions of college students suffering from fear of meeting one-on-one with my professor or FMOOWMP Is it dangerous? Yes, patients…Read More Introducing FOH: Faculty Office Hours | Arizona State University