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Coronavirus State of Emergencies, Cheap Flights and Cancellations Coronavirus State of Emergencies, Cheap Flights and Cancellations

-You guys, we’re so glad he’s here. Bernie Sanders is my guest tonight. [ Cheers ] Senator — [ Applause ] And this is nice. Backstage he said that he watches me every night when he gets up to pee. Isn’t that nice? I thought that was so — I thought that was — -That’s…

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Civ 5 in 3.5 Mins: Maniac Maya – Civilization V Let’s Play Summary feat. Royals Civ 5 in 3.5 Mins: Maniac Maya – Civilization V Let’s Play Summary feat. Royals

Maya on a random map Salt n marble, good Tradition’s the word Turn 13 pantheon, lucky! Increase wonder production Legalize free monuments Plenty of fish The city grows Elite have landed 7 turns for a Mausoleum and Lake Victoria exists I should finish up the wonder then settle it Boost happiness with royals A Colossus…

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-I was running a bit behind today, so I thought if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that okay with you guys? [ Cheers and applause ] The best. ♪ The best a man can get ♪ James, can I get some thank-you- note-writing music,…

Read More Thank You Notes: South Carolina State Flag, Super Tuesday

-This is really exciting. I was home recently at my parents’ house digging through the garage, and I found the first video-game system I ever owned. I don’t know if you guys remember the Jorbus. The Jorbus was made by now-out-of-business department store Montgomery Ward. Just a fantastic system. And ever since I dug it…

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“STATE OF THE UNION 2020” — A Bad Lip Reading “STATE OF THE UNION 2020” — A Bad Lip Reading

***You can turn these captions on and off using the CC button below The thing is, see I could have spiked that and you’d never know Until you fainted, so… Hmmm, you got the worst chair? Huh? NO! Uh, you guys? I need to show you guys something Mike tells me this chair is the…

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Late Night Dioramas: Trump’s State of the Union, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Late Night Dioramas: Trump’s State of the Union, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

-Here at “Late Night,” we talk a lot about the news. But not everyone is an auditory learner. Some people retain information better when it’s presented visually. So to make sure those viewers have caught everything that’s happened so far this year, two of my writers, Jenny Hagel and Amber Ruffin, have created some visual…

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President Trump Is Purging The U.S. Government Of Anyone Not Blindly Loyal To Him President Trump Is Purging The U.S. Government Of Anyone Not Blindly Loyal To Him

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. WITH ALL THE NEWS ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS, I HOPE EVERYONE’S DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO STAY SAFE. IF YOU NEED INFORMATION ABOUT HOW TO STAY HEALTHY, DON’T ASK DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE WE’RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S APPROACH TO WELLNESS FROM…

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Bernie Sanders’ Rise Prompts Media Meltdown, Establishment Panic: A Closer Look Bernie Sanders’ Rise Prompts Media Meltdown, Establishment Panic: A Closer Look

-Bernie Sanders won the Nevada caucus in a landslide on Saturday and, now, some pundits in the Democratic establishment are panicking about the possibility that he might be the Democratic nominee. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Suspenseful theme plays ] [ Cheering and applause ] Bernie has now won…

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Thank You Notes: Times Square Mascots, Empire State Building Thank You Notes: Times Square Mascots, Empire State Building

-Well, guys, it’s been crazy getting ready to do this special subway show, so I’ve fallen a bit behind with some personal stuff — you know, like, checking my inbox, returning e-mails, and of course, sending out thank-you notes. And so, since I was running a bit behind, I thought, if you guys wouldn’t mind,…

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