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Coronavirus State of Emergencies, Cheap Flights and Cancellations Coronavirus State of Emergencies, Cheap Flights and Cancellations

-You guys, we’re so glad he’s here. Bernie Sanders is my guest tonight. [ Cheers ] Senator — [ Applause ] And this is nice. Backstage he said that he watches me every night when he gets up to pee. Isn’t that nice? I thought that was so — I thought that was — -That’s…

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-I was running a bit behind today, so I thought if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that okay with you guys? [ Cheers and applause ] The best. ♪ The best a man can get ♪ James, can I get some thank-you- note-writing music,…

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Thank You Notes: Times Square Mascots, Empire State Building Thank You Notes: Times Square Mascots, Empire State Building

-Well, guys, it’s been crazy getting ready to do this special subway show, so I’ve fallen a bit behind with some personal stuff — you know, like, checking my inbox, returning e-mails, and of course, sending out thank-you notes. And so, since I was running a bit behind, I thought, if you guys wouldn’t mind,…

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Jimmy Recaps Trump’s State of the Union Address and Impeachment Acquittal Jimmy Recaps Trump’s State of the Union Address and Impeachment Acquittal

-Well, guys, last night, President Trump gave his State of the Union address. And, man, if you thought this season of “The Bachelor” had way too much drama, wow. [ Laughter ] The night started off perfectly icy enough when Nancy Pelosi extended her hand to Trump, and he wouldn’t shake it. Check it out…

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Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address First Draft Outtakes

-Last night was President Trump’s State of the Union address, which we all saw on TV. But it turns out he did a rehearsal of the speech earlier in the day. And we actually got our hands on the footage. -Oh. -Yeah. And it was quite a bit different. But take a look. -Thank you,…

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