Thank You Notes: Times Square Mascots, Empire State Building

Thank You Notes: Times Square Mascots, Empire State Building


-Well, guys,
it’s been crazy getting ready to do
this special subway show, so I’ve fallen a bit behind with
some personal stuff — you know, like, checking
my inbox, returning e-mails, and of course,
sending out thank-you notes. And so, since I was running
a bit behind, I thought, if you guys
wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out
some thank-you notes right now. Is that cool
with you guys? [ Cheers and applause ] James? James, can I get some
thank-you-note-writing music,
please? ♪♪ Oh, it’s beautiful. -Wow. -[ Speaks indistinctly ] -Normally, I wouldn’t ask you
to move, but could you move, just so I could write
my thank-you notes? Sorry. There’s a — There’s a wet seat over there
that I was avoiding. Oh, gosh. ♪♪ “Thank you, accidentally falling
asleep on the subway, for being the reason
why every New Yorker has visited Coney Island
at least once.” [ Laughter ] It’s so true, yeah. “Thank you,
Times Square mascots, for always answering
the question, ‘What if all the characters
I grew up watching on TV looked like I re-drew them
from memory?'” [ Laughter ] It’s kind of what Elmo
looks like. -Almost Elmo.
-It’s almost Elmo. It’s Almo.
-Almo. -Almo, yeah. “Thank you,
New York food carts, for offering meatless hot dogs
way before it was popular.” [ Laughter ] “Thank you, New York City
restaurant health grades. ‘A’ if for ‘Awesome.’ ‘B’ is for ‘Better go
somewhere else.’ And ‘C’ is for
‘Call an ambulance.'” [ Laughter ] “Thank you, people who name
their child ‘Brooklyn,’ for paving the way for me
to one day meet a 5-year-old named ‘Staten Island.'” [ Laughter ] -What’s up? -Come here, Staten. -Staten? Are you okay with him
putting these cards — I apologize.
I’m sorry. If you need me to
say the joke twice, I’ll say it twice
just for you. Okay. Perfect. “Thank you,
Empire State Building, for being everyone’s
favorite place to watch King Kong
pole dance.” [ Laughter ] Thank you very much. Those are
our thank-you notes, everybody.

33 Comments on "Thank You Notes: Times Square Mascots, Empire State Building"


  1. Thank you James for putting up with this subway ride and yet never missing a beat of the thank you note music

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  2. "Is it OK if he puts these cards in front of your face?"
    What is she going to say? "Actually, I'm very upset, please continue the bit someplace else."

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  3. Jimmy Fallon could you please consider to invite the vocal queens of Korea MAMAMOO. ( they’re a famous group and are very popular in Asia. They paved their way by being strong in vocals. They’re breaking beauty standards and gender equality and are doing things their way. They’re from a small company and are the first ELITE girls from a Small company. They can’t pay for advertising and stuff because their company can’t pay it but still they’re getting more famous day by day. Please check them out. This is their MAMA performance. https://youtu.be/MovSoqLBdHY. They’re the most watched group of this year. Higher then bts and twice combined. Please invite them because their company sucks and isn’t doing a good job in promoting them outside of Asia.

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  4. If the back of a card is the worst thing she gets dangled in her face on the NY subway, she's ahead of the game.

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  5. Without the Applause / Clapter signs flashing in neon, things didn't quite go so slick as they normally do.
    It was interesting to see behind the curtain a little, so to speak. Perhaps more honest reactions to material?
    Good effort, worth doing!

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  6. You can watch Home Alone 1,2,3 and 4 in Romania every single year. I am 16 but i know the first and the second movies better than i know my life. ((((:

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