The Soviet President Would Like To Speak To You Now

The Soviet President Would Like To Speak To You Now


– Diane, it’s 9:15 a.m. The donuts are fresh and the sun shining which means, as locals
like to say around here, “I’m as happy as a clam at
high-water on a Sunday.” This morning, I woke up to a curious note under my bedroom door. It read, “The fat man who tore
down the wall wants to know…” Wants to know what? And who is the fat man? Let’s investigate. Diane, we’re once again
struck by the realization that all of us on this planet Earth only understand a fraction
of what’s going on around us. That’s why I’m employing a
unique investigative strategy that relies both on ancient
Tibetan practices and intuition. Chance will be our guide. I’ll read the name and
then I’ll throw the rock. Mark Frost, TV writer. Miss. David Lynch, director. Ugh. Brad Dukes, author. (whoosh)
(glass breaking) Let’s call up Brad Dukes
who wrote this book, Reflections, An Oral
History of Twin Peaks. Operator, get me Brad Dukes. Brad, can you hear me? No time for pleasantries, Brad. I received a note under my door. It read The fat man who tore
down the wall wants to know… What does he want to know? It was Bob’s spirit in
Millen’s body, we know. The fat man wants to
know who killed Laura? Thanks, Brad. Operator, give me Jules
Haimovitz, TV exec. Jules, I received a note this morning whose contents you might
have the key to deciphering. It read, “The fat man who tore
down the wall wants to know…” I believe it’s in reference to Laura. V. Gorbachev? Aaron Spelling, the TV exec. (mysterious music) Gorbachev, the eighth and final
leader of the Soviet Union? What did he want to know? Thanks, Jules. Actually by now, the fat man who tore down
the wall knows the answer.

71 Comments on "The Soviet President Would Like To Speak To You Now"


  1. Wow! I just watched some Donut video of yours and suddenly you uploaded new Donut video… You are magicians 😀

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  2. what? why does Gorbachev want to know who killed Laura palmer? This makes no sense lol I have no clue what this is about

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  3. Just based on body count alone NATO and mainly the USA are 10x the monsters that the USSR and the Nazis combined were.

    Just based on body count alone Capitalism and Democracy is 10x as toxic and harmful to society as communism and socialism is.

    Perspective is a bitch, as is the skyscraper sized pile of bloody bodies of innocents all you filthy savages worship when you support NATO.

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  4. Great big story, you guys SUCK! You bunch of idiots, if you don't want people to share your shit videos you should not post them .

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  5. as someone who's a huge fan of your channel and all of your videos, even the ones that people get mad at for no reason, please don't ever ever ever ever ever do another video in this format again. it's hard to follow, not entertaining, and takes almost three minutes to say what can be said in a single sentence ("mikhail gorbachev called george bush asking to know who killed laura palmer") without giving us any extra information on why. it's really uncharacteristically uninformative for your videos and i feel as if my time was wasted.

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  6. Captain here: The Russian president (the fatman who tore down the wall) called W. Bush to find out who killed Laura (Twinpeaks character) and probably was given an answer… So he knows… see? 😀

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  7. I lived in North Bend, WA for almost two months, where they filmed most of the original Twin Peaks, went to the RR Cafe a few times as well. (yes, to the Twin Peak fans, I ate the Cherry pie with a cup of black coffee. It wasn't too shabby ) Despite some strange scenes in that show, one of my favorites was one of the first that introduced some of the unpredictability. "There was a fish in the percolator!" -Pete Martell

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  8. I didn't understand it at all. The description made it a little more clear but the donuts and rock throw part threw me off.

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  9. You didn't do twin peaks justice with this video. Hard to watch. Twin peaks is amazing and doesn't deserve this.

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