The Story of Tommy and Irish in Russia – HOI4 MP Soviet Union

The Story of Tommy and Irish in Russia – HOI4 MP Soviet Union


♫ Beautiful Russian music ♫ *ALPHA KICK* *Discord gibberish* Irish: Tommy go to the Kremlin. Tommy: Ok Irish: I don’t want to be in the Allied channel with all these r*****s. *Tommy singing* ♫ Kalinka Kalinka ♫ *Reading* Turkey is not a part of Comintern? Wait, theres a Turkey here? Irish: Basically Tommy you’re going to do everything, I’m just sorta observing. Tommy: I want to say Irish, I had this guy in my channel who was a mechanical engineer, and you have no idea. He did a spreadsheet on the mathematical advantages of doing infrastructure or not, and it came out you that you shouldn’t do infrastructure… to build. Like mathematically you will have less Civilian Factories if you do the infrastructure shit, you know? Can you say yes for like approval? Irish: Yes. Thank you. Irish: What the f**k? Tommy: What? Irish: Why did you change everything to paratroopers? Tommy: Why do you think? Irish: I don’t know. Tommy: So now we can lend-lease China and Spain. Look at- Press logistics. Irish: Yeah, but if you delete your army you can do that as well. Tommy: Don’t delete it! No! We want to send 5 volunteers to Spain Irish: No, that’s what I mean like once you send the volunteers then you delete- Tommy: Then you delete all the paratroopers. Irish: I’m hosting this game and I’m playing EVE Online at the same time. Tommy: And you’re still not lagging… Irish: Yeah but it’s just… Don’t build. Tommy: Okay, okay. F*****g perfectionist Irish cunt. Irish: When you’re at the top of the game, it’s a game of inches. Tommy: Dude it doesn’t matter. These small things don’t matter. My micro is so inferior, I’m just gonna beat everyone anyway. Irish: Did you say your micros inferior? Tommy: Dude, I have reached a skill level no one has ever reached before. Irish: Superior is the word you’re looking for, not inferior. Tommy: What does inferior mean? Irish: Inferior means that your micro is worse than somebody elses. Tommy: Oh shit. *Laughs* Hey, man I only speak eight languages, shut up. Tommy: So Irish do you think I’m handsome? Would you like, date me? Irish: You know, when I saw your video for the first time, I was like fuck is he ginger? I thought you were ginger for a second. Tommy: You thought I was ginger? Yeah good thing I’m not a ginger right? “For a second I was thinking you’re ginger”. F******g Irishman. Tommy: Germany is German, and German players are always the worst. In every video game I’ve ever played if I play against Germans they’re so bad. Like in dota if your enemies are Germans it’s so easy. Germans are… I don’t know it’s because Germans don’t care about video games, only the r*****s play video games. “But Tommy you’re German!” Yes I am a r****d. Thank you. Irish: I wasn’t even watching the game. Tommey: What are you doing in *inaudible* right now? Irish: Marketing Tommy: Sounds exciting. Irish: It’s not. Irish: You do collectivist or positive? Tommey: Are you really asking me that question? Irish: I don’t know. I take Positive Heroism. Tommy: Obviously. If you ever take Collectivist you’re just a r****d. *Irish’s boring story* *Irish’s boring story continues, sped up* *Irish’s boring story finally finishes* Tommey: They should make a movie out of this story. Irish: I don’t know I’ve never taken Dispersed Industry. Tommy: Once again, KLS you know him right? He made a big mathematical spreadsheet, and it’s always better, because the regain of efficiency, you will end up with more weapons too and tanks. We’re changing tanks a lot. It’s all about getting back the efficiency. Irish: Do you wanna send all the fighters and s**t? Tommy: The thing is, this s**t is worthless against Germany later anyways so we just give him everything. Tommy: So many volunteers man! It’s good the world tension is f*****d already, even if we lose the war it’s good. Irish: Occupy on the German tanks in the north. Tommy: We’re gonna lose this I’m just trying to gain XP. Tommy: If the AI could just do one little thing. But no they can’t. Irish: With engineers you don’t have to encircle, you can just punch straight into the enemy line. Tommy: I didn’t know that we were gonna face like 6 Japanese and 3 Germans. Still it’s all good. All good. World tension is great. Tommy: UK, don’t take a focus after this one. You will have rearmament. *Tommy goes apes**t to the point where you can understand nothing of him.* *Tommy’s sick dance moves* No, no, no, no like this. PogChamp Tommy: I’m not letting you into the position that you can act like you’re my f******g observer here. This is you and me together, as a team. Irish: No, I’m the host, I’m the observer. I tell you all your inequalities to make you feel bad. Tommy: I know, I’m starting to feel bad. Ok? Tommy: I want to finally f****t you man, I want to f****t you. You say gingers can’t dance? I don’t need to dance. I don’t need to dance for someone like you. I just go: *ALPHA KICK* And then you’re dead man! Easy! Irish: No, you went mobile warfare, and you screwed us out of good tanks. *Tommy laughs* Tommy: Welcome to co-op with Tommy my boy. Tommy: This guy in chat said I’m Stalin and you’re Trotsky. It’s funny can you laugh you f****r? tommykLASER *Irish laughs like a horse* Tommy: Thank you. Tommy: Raj, I’m pretty sure Japan will never even reach the border. China will hold. Tommy: “Why do I know the lyrics?” I don’t. China is getting rekt man. This might be too late. This Manchukuo is a f*****g memer. You see that Shanghai paratrooper? He’s using paratroopers without any equipment. Irish: Did you just call KLS a noob? Tommy: Yes I did. Irish: The dude that writes the guides? Tommy: I just think… I’m just trying to… think… *Tommy’s brain explodes for a moment* My brains not that good at tactics like KLS’ . He knows more than me. I just feel like, what is breaking the Stalin Line? It’s German tanks and German infantry. Irish: Tommy, send more guns to China Tommy: I asked him if he needs more. He said nothing. Irish: How many motorized do you put in your tank template? Tommy: I always did five, but now I do four. Irish: I put seven. Tommy: I don’t think that’s right. Depends on where you’re going. If you’re going with Mobile Warfare you can get away with 4. Tommy: Yep. If you’re not going Mobile Warfare you need a lot more. Tommy: And we have Mobile Warfare. Tommy: You want to do the tank s**t… template? Irish: No. Tommy: Then stop f****g criticizing me, if you don’t do shit. Irish: It’s not Tommy. It’s Tommy and Irish. Tommy: You’re not doing s**t. Fuck you. Irish: I’m the overseer. I’m the… I’m the… Tommy: What? You’re playing EVE online, and you look at the other screen dissing me. Irish: Yeah, I’m telling you what you’re doing wrong, so that you do it right. All these little things add up little victory. There’s a degree of like, having to throw away pride to do correct decisions. Tommy: It’s called superior intelligence. Irish: No, it’s not. You f*****g kissed the ring, and you became his bitch when you did that. Tommy: Irish, the day you put your ego on zero, you’re gonna be an amazing human being. Irish: Even if he is right, you stick to your guns and be stubborn Tommy: No, that’s how you suck at life. Irish: No, that’s that’s what Soviets do. Soviets are stubborn. Tommy: You’re Irish and I’m ginger. What are you talking about? Irish: What’s his capital? Tommy: Micro the 12 tanks. I’m too tired man, you should do it. Irish: I don’t want anything to do with this. This is gonna be a curb stomp Tommy: Come on. You can take six tanks in the south, and I can take six tanks in the north. Irish: *Speaking over Tommy* I’ve got a reputation to maintain. Tommy: Everybody knows you’re the most a*****c player, it’s okay. You take these six tanks in the south, and I take these six tanks in the north. Okay? Tommy: It was nice playing with you man. RIP See you in the next life. Irish: Wow, look how many planes we are losing. Tommy: All you see is tanks. They’re in my a**. All the Swedish tanks are here. They’re not even coming from Sweden. Irish: In the center! Breaking in the center! Tommy: My tanks are not lo- What? Ugh I didn’t get… Ugh this is so unlucky. This is so unlucky. I didn’t get the reinforcement tick. Ha! Come on. What a joke. I didn’t get reinforcement tick. I’m encircling them! I’m encircling them! Tommy: Ugh, they’re just breaking everywhere. They broke in the north. They were getting rekt like usual. Tommy: How did he kill my tanks in one second? Stop lagging, come on! Tommy: It was an honor to play with your Irish. Irish: Are you leaving? Tommy: No, no, no. But we’re kinda dead. Irish: Just killed three Swedish divisions. Tommy: This is over. We have the whole Axis against us. They had- They cannot be- Oh they did a D-Day. All their tanks have to be here. This should be an easy D-Day. Tommy: They just repelled D-Day. Tommy: All these Russia games are such a waste man. You either win very hard, or you just get rekt. It’s just too much. Germany alone would but ok, but Spanish tanks, Swedish tanks, Romanian tanks, Italian mountaineers. You can’t redeem that, it’s just too much man. Just way too much. Tommy: Should be overrun. What? Tommy: In the end it doesn’t matter. Irish: Good job UK, you’re f*****g terrible at this game. Tommy: Irish, goodnight. Have a good sleep man. I love you Irish. Random Idiot: Irish f**k off. Tommy: Irish can you say goodnight? You f****r. Irish: Goodnight. Tommy: Thank you. I’m a handsome young man. I’m a good-looking young man. You should tell your mum about this stream. Maybe you know what I mean? 😉 Goodbye. Goodbye. ): Goodbyee. D: *Tommy wailing* *Tommy signing* ♫ Tommy Kaaay the best player in the community ♫ ♫ KLS cannot believeee ♫ ♫ I poked his girlfriend on Facebook, and she poked me back! ♫

22 Comments on "The Story of Tommy and Irish in Russia – HOI4 MP Soviet Union"


  1. Seem like the editor struggled a lot with the video editing program. Blur frame transition and inconsistent effect (sfx) are found in between clips. Seriously need proper draft and planning. also if you ever need proper intro song and sfx, you are free to hire me. XD

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  2. 'You could make a movie out of this story'

    And they say the Germans don't have a sense of humour.

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  3. I played as Germany one time and never invaded the Soviets because I forgot the Soviets existed.

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  4. Tommy in this video: goes to standard line and doesn't destroy infrastructure

    Tommy in literally every other video: YOU SHOULD NEVER DO THIS! JUST SHOWS YOU'RE A NOOB!!

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